Aug 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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If your father is a ...

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s your stupidity.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

jawani ke din chamki...

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

msg pe msg bhejte ho...

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho....

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar: I sent Love ...

Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !

Friend: Then what happenned ?

Sardar: She Married the 'Postman'

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Over me Kitne Ball...

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

If your father is a ...

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s your stupidity.

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

jawani ke din chamki...

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

msg pe msg bhejte ho...

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho....

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Sardar: I sent Love ...

Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !

Friend: Then what happenned ?

Sardar: She Married the 'Postman'

1 Over me Kitne Ball...

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

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Aug 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

If your father is a ...

If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s your stupidity.

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

jawani ke din chamki...

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

msg pe msg bhejte ho...

msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho....

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.

Sardar: I sent Love ...

Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years ! Friend: Then what happenned ? Sardar: She Married the 'Postman'

1 Over me Kitne Ball...

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he Bade aye! Cricket k shokeeeen!

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s your stupidity.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho....

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !

Friend: Then what happenned ?

Sardar: She Married the 'Postman'

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu