Jul 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.

Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Bus karo rat k...

Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rhe ho or subai k 8 ho gye
Thake nahi
Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki.
5000 MSG free h

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

bivi k thappad marne...

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.

bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: aj kuch ais...

Husband: aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye

Wife: tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

A pregnant lady went...

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe..

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

A man got 2 wishes f...

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE....

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Possible Reasons Whe...

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife

1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife...

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count !

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Our new neighb...

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don't you do that?

Husband: How can I? I don't even know her..

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Jul 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.

Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi.

Wife: Bus karo rat k...

Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rhe ho or subai k 8 ho gye
Thake nahi
Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki.
5000 MSG free h

bivi k thappad marne...

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.

bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband: aj kuch ais...

Husband: aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye

Wife: tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h.

A pregnant lady went...

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe..

A man got 2 wishes f...

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC.

Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE....

Possible Reasons Whe...

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife

1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife...

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count !

Wife: Our new neighb...

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don't you do that?

Husband: How can I? I don't even know her..

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Jul 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo. Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi.

Wife: Bus karo rat k...

Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rhe ho or subai k 8 ho gye Thake nahi Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki. 5000 MSG free h

bivi k thappad marne...

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h. bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband: aj kuch ais...

Husband: aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye Wife: tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h.

A pregnant lady went...

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe..

A man got 2 wishes f...

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC.

Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE....

Possible Reasons Whe...

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife 1) The Car Is New. 2) The Wife Is New 3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife...

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ? Husband remains silent ? Wife: what is D meaning of silence? Husband: Wait.. let me count !

Wife: Our new neighb...

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don't you do that? Husband: How can I? I don't even know her..

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Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.

Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi.

Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rhe ho or subai k 8 ho gye
Thake nahi
Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki.
5000 MSG free h

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.

bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband: aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye

Wife: tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h.

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe..

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC.

Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE....

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife

1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count !

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don't you do that?

Husband: How can I? I don't even know her..