Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Honton ko chhuwa usn...

Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk H
Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak H
Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nahi gai
Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak H,,

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gor...

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho
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GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me,,

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb ...

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya
MOLU:Konsa msg
GOLU:Battery Low
MOLU:Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge,,

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GOLU school me hans ...

GOLU school me hans raha tha
MOLU chup kar
GOLU-Q,tum kon ho?
MOLU-mai monitor hu
GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

(")/ -(_)- /(...

(")/
-(_)-
/(_)
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(")/
-(_)-
/(_)
Muze sms Nhi krte na?Dekho kide pad gye tumhre inbox me...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 bhoot jangle me gh...

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....
Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai.
Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham h...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gf: Janu kya main tu...

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??
Bf: Nahi.
GF: Kyun ?...
BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa - "sir ji...

Santa - "sir ji,
aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"
Boss - "woh gaon ki h.."
Santa - "Oh sorry,
mujhe laga woh sirf aapki h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

My girlfriend is lik...

My girlfriend is like my iPhone.
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I don't have an iPhone...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj anmol vachan: S...

Aaj anmol vachan:
Sukh aadmi ko utna milega,
Jitna usne punya kiya hoga.
Lekin
Shanti aadmi ko utni hi milegi,
Jitni uski biwi ki marzi hogi.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Honton ko chhuwa usn...

Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk H
Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak H
Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nahi gai
Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak H,,

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gor...

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho
.
GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me,,

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb ...

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya
MOLU:Konsa msg
GOLU:Battery Low
MOLU:Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge,,

GOLU school me hans ...

GOLU school me hans raha tha
MOLU chup kar
GOLU-Q,tum kon ho?
MOLU-mai monitor hu
GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol...

(")/ -(_)- /(...

(")/
-(_)-
/(_)
.
.
(")/
-(_)-
/(_)
Muze sms Nhi krte na?Dekho kide pad gye tumhre inbox me...

2 bhoot jangle me gh...

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....
Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai.
Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham h...

Gf: Janu kya main tu...

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??
Bf: Nahi.
GF: Kyun ?...
BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu...

Santa - "sir ji...

Santa - "sir ji,
aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"
Boss - "woh gaon ki h.."
Santa - "Oh sorry,
mujhe laga woh sirf aapki h.

My girlfriend is lik...

My girlfriend is like my iPhone.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I don't have an iPhone...

Aaj anmol vachan: S...

Aaj anmol vachan:
Sukh aadmi ko utna milega,
Jitna usne punya kiya hoga.
Lekin
Shanti aadmi ko utni hi milegi,
Jitni uski biwi ki marzi hogi.

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Honton ko chhuwa usn...

Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk H Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak H Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nahi gai Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak H,,

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gor...

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho . GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me,,

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb ...

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya MOLU:Konsa msg GOLU:Battery Low MOLU:Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge,,

GOLU school me hans ...

GOLU school me hans raha tha MOLU chup kar GOLU-Q,tum kon ho? MOLU-mai monitor hu GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol...

(")/ -(_)- /(...

(")/ -(_)- /(_) . . (")/ -(_)- /(_) Muze sms Nhi krte na?Dekho kide pad gye tumhre inbox me...

2 bhoot jangle me gh...

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the..... Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai. Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham h...

Gf: Janu kya main tu...

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu?? Bf: Nahi. GF: Kyun ?... BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu...

Santa - "sir ji...

Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki h.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki h.

My girlfriend is lik...

My girlfriend is like my iPhone. . . . . . . . . I don't have an iPhone...

Aaj anmol vachan: S...

Aaj anmol vachan: Sukh aadmi ko utna milega, Jitna usne punya kiya hoga. Lekin Shanti aadmi ko utni hi milegi, Jitni uski biwi ki marzi hogi.

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Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk H
Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak H
Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nahi gai
Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak H,,

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho
.
GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me,,

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya
MOLU:Konsa msg
GOLU:Battery Low
MOLU:Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge,,

GOLU school me hans raha tha
MOLU chup kar
GOLU-Q,tum kon ho?
MOLU-mai monitor hu
GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol...

(")/
-(_)-
/(_)
.
.
(")/
-(_)-
/(_)
Muze sms Nhi krte na?Dekho kide pad gye tumhre inbox me...

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....
Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai.
Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham h...

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??
Bf: Nahi.
GF: Kyun ?...
BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu...

Santa - "sir ji,
aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"
Boss - "woh gaon ki h.."
Santa - "Oh sorry,
mujhe laga woh sirf aapki h.

My girlfriend is like my iPhone.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I don't have an iPhone...

Aaj anmol vachan:
Sukh aadmi ko utna milega,
Jitna usne punya kiya hoga.
Lekin
Shanti aadmi ko utni hi milegi,
Jitni uski biwi ki marzi hogi.