Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Aankhon me noor hai ...

Aankhon me noor hai
Chehre pe surour hai
Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena"
Q k
Meri shaadi abhi boooohat dooooooooooooooooooooooR h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hathi nay kaha ja ka...

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Soch samajh ke na ki...

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya.
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya.
Chaturai se ki jisne.
usne kya ukhaad liya.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband and wife are...

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz hai Mughe appne...

Arz hai
Mughe appne class ki ladki to Hai patana
Wah..Wah..
.
Mughe appne class ki ladki to hai patana
.
paar kaya karu Yaro sara class hai Uska Diwana,,

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ye muhabat nahi Asoo...

Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai
"GHALIB"
Dost jaan to dey dete hen magar apni JAN ka number nai dete..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

'Very Beautiful...

'Very Beautiful words On Wall of A Temple
*
God K Paas Apki Dua Sunne K Liye Bahot Waqt H..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na mera bap, Na mera...

Na mera bap, Na mera taya
Ro Ro k mene Pakistan banya
In pyar karne walo ne zra b reham na khaya
Kambkhto ne mere mazar ko DATE POINT bnaya..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hindi teacher ...

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain."
.
Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sardar roz ped ki...

Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai...

Socho kyo...?

Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta h..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Aankhon me noor hai ...

Aankhon me noor hai
Chehre pe surour hai
Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena"
Q k
Meri shaadi abhi boooohat dooooooooooooooooooooooR h.

Hathi nay kaha ja ka...

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per..

Soch samajh ke na ki...

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya.
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya.
Chaturai se ki jisne.
usne kya ukhaad liya.

Husband and wife are...

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

Arz hai Mughe appne...

Arz hai
Mughe appne class ki ladki to Hai patana
Wah..Wah..
.
Mughe appne class ki ladki to hai patana
.
paar kaya karu Yaro sara class hai Uska Diwana,,

Ye muhabat nahi Asoo...

Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai
"GHALIB"
Dost jaan to dey dete hen magar apni JAN ka number nai dete..

'Very Beautiful...

'Very Beautiful words On Wall of A Temple
*
God K Paas Apki Dua Sunne K Liye Bahot Waqt H..

Na mera bap, Na mera...

Na mera bap, Na mera taya
Ro Ro k mene Pakistan banya
In pyar karne walo ne zra b reham na khaya
Kambkhto ne mere mazar ko DATE POINT bnaya..

Hindi teacher ...

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain."
.
Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."

Ek Sardar roz ped ki...

Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai...

Socho kyo...?

Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta h..

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Aankhon me noor hai ...

Aankhon me noor hai Chehre pe surour hai Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena" Q k Meri shaadi abhi boooohat dooooooooooooooooooooooR h.

Hathi nay kaha ja ka...

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per..

Soch samajh ke na ki...

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya. Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya. Chaturai se ki jisne. usne kya ukhaad liya.

Husband and wife are...

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle: Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further... So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

Arz hai Mughe appne...

Arz hai Mughe appne class ki ladki to Hai patana Wah..Wah.. . Mughe appne class ki ladki to hai patana . paar kaya karu Yaro sara class hai Uska Diwana,,

Ye muhabat nahi Asoo...

Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai "GHALIB" Dost jaan to dey dete hen magar apni JAN ka number nai dete..

'Very Beautiful...

'Very Beautiful words On Wall of A Temple * God K Paas Apki Dua Sunne K Liye Bahot Waqt H..

Na mera bap, Na mera...

Na mera bap, Na mera taya Ro Ro k mene Pakistan banya In pyar karne walo ne zra b reham na khaya Kambkhto ne mere mazar ko DATE POINT bnaya..

Hindi teacher ...

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain." . Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."

Ek Sardar roz ped ki...

Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai... Socho kyo...? Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta h..

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Aankhon me noor hai
Chehre pe surour hai
Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena"
Q k
Meri shaadi abhi boooohat dooooooooooooooooooooooR h.

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per..

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya.
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya.
Chaturai se ki jisne.
usne kya ukhaad liya.

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

Arz hai
Mughe appne class ki ladki to Hai patana
Wah..Wah..
.
Mughe appne class ki ladki to hai patana
.
paar kaya karu Yaro sara class hai Uska Diwana,,

Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai
"GHALIB"
Dost jaan to dey dete hen magar apni JAN ka number nai dete..

'Very Beautiful words On Wall of A Temple
*
God K Paas Apki Dua Sunne K Liye Bahot Waqt H..

Na mera bap, Na mera taya
Ro Ro k mene Pakistan banya
In pyar karne walo ne zra b reham na khaya
Kambkhto ne mere mazar ko DATE POINT bnaya..

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain."
.
Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."

Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai...

Socho kyo...?

Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta h..