Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

An Error Shown By A ...

An Error Shown By A Computer:
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By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I like three things ...

I like three things
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1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
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Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
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Oh Hello!
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Table kaun saaf karega.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

TIPS 4 Boys- If you ...

TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj Khuda ki sharara...

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
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Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pyar mein hisab kita...

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...
Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..
zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Shair Arz kia h, De...

Shair Arz kia h,
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali h,
Wah Wah
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali h,
Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali H.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Argentina ka Messi, ...

Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Wah waaa wah waaa!!
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Dono team baahar...
Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil ki dharkan par a...

Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega..
chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega
Khuda lambi kare umar apki
warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend.

An Error Shown By A ...

An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Press F1 to Continue.

I like three things ...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

TIPS 4 Boys- If you ...

TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different..

Aaj Khuda ki sharara...

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
.
.
.
Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha

Pyar mein hisab kita...

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...
Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..
zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.

Shair Arz kia h, De...

Shair Arz kia h,
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali h,
Wah Wah
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali h,
Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali H.

Argentina ka Messi, ...

Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Wah waaa wah waaa!!
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Dono team baahar...
Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!

Dil ki dharkan par a...

Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega..
chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega
Khuda lambi kare umar apki
warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga.

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend.

An Error Shown By A ...

An Error Shown By A Computer: No Keyboard Connected!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Press F1 to Continue.

I like three things ...

I like three things . 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. "You" . Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink, and "you" to ..... .. .. .. Oh Hello! . Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai Q? Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

TIPS 4 Boys- If you ...

TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different..

Aaj Khuda ki sharara...

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi, Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi, Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha..... . . . Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha

Pyar mein hisab kita...

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte ke kya khoya kya paya... Gol gappay wala aaya Gol gappay laya.. zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.

Shair Arz kia h, De...

Shair Arz kia h, Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali h, Wah Wah Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali h, Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali H.

Argentina ka Messi, ...

Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka... Wah waaa wah waaa!! Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka... Dono team baahar... Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!

Dil ki dharkan par a...

Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega.. chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega Khuda lambi kare umar apki warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga.

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An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Press F1 to Continue.

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
.
.
.
Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...
Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..
zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.

Shair Arz kia h,
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali h,
Wah Wah
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali h,
Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali H.

Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Wah waaa wah waaa!!
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Dono team baahar...
Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!

Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega..
chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega
Khuda lambi kare umar apki
warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga.