Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Qasam hai tukhe meri...

Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aasmaan Jitna Neela ...

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar ke ghar chor ...

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Admi:Sardar ji aap k...

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q h ?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi h,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

An Elephant meets an...

An Elephant meets an Ant. Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei? Ant: 25 saal. Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti? Ant: I use LUX...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai,

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Don't waste tim...

Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.,

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Qasam hai tukhe meri...

Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho..

Aasmaan Jitna Neela ...

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai..

Sardar ke ghar chor ...

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

Admi:Sardar ji aap k...

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q h ?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi h,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana h.

An Elephant meets an...

An Elephant meets an Ant. Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei? Ant: 25 saal. Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti? Ant: I use LUX...

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife..

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai,

Don't waste tim...

Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.,

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Qasam hai tukhe meri...

Qasam hai tukhe meri maot K bad meri qabar py mat aana ,,, " DoSt " Suna hai tum ? qabar se agarbatiya churatey ho..

Aasmaan Jitna Neela ...

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai. Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai. Paani Jitna Geela Hai. Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai..

Sardar ke ghar chor ...

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya, sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga... Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya.. Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only Sardar:I dont know. Examiner:You failed, whats your name Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

Admi:Sardar ji aap k...

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q h ? Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi h, Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana h.

An Elephant meets an...

An Elephant meets an Ant. Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei? Ant: 25 saal. Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti? Ant: I use LUX...

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact A women worries about her future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife..

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan, . Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan, . Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge, . Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai,

Don't waste tim...

Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future! Better kill some mosquitoes in that time. So that you can sleep better.

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.,

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho..

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai..

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q h ?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi h,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana h.

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife..

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai,

Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.