Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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New way of writting ...

New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don't know the answer,
then put lines like this :
| | |
and write below :
"Scratch here for ANSWERS"

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jyotish ladke ke haa...

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
"Beta tum bahut padhoge"

Ladka: Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar Was Writing S...

Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly.

Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly?

Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Year Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doctor: Aap Ki Biwi...

Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY. :(
.
.
Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lalu ne Raabri Se I ...

Lalu ne Raabri Se I love u kha or gir pade

fir uthe i lov u bola, or fir gir pade

Rabri: E ka hai?

Lalu: Dekhat nhi ka!Sasuri,
I'm falling in love

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I hve lots of jokes ...

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I cant send u all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I am sending u just 1 joke
.
.
.
You are so beautiful

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Or Banta Ne Zi...

Santa Or Banta Ne Zindgi Mein Pehli Bar Riksha Dekha
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhuta Tanga
Banta: Hain Yar
Or Gadha to Dekho
Admi Jesa Dekhta Hy

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A baby monkey asks h...

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Race Dekhte Howe Sar...

Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha:
Inaam Kis Ko Milega.?

2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko.

Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..???

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. De...

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahar 1 Gareb Ko
Dene H,
.
.
.
Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb..?
.
.
.
Son: Bechara Bahar Dhup M Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. -:p

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

New way of writting ...

New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don't know the answer,
then put lines like this :
| | |
and write below :
"Scratch here for ANSWERS"

Jyotish ladke ke haa...

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
"Beta tum bahut padhoge"

Ladka: Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga.

Sardar Was Writing S...

Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly.

Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly?

Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Year Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.

Doctor: Aap Ki Biwi...

Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY. :(
.
.
Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->

Lalu ne Raabri Se I ...

Lalu ne Raabri Se I love u kha or gir pade

fir uthe i lov u bola, or fir gir pade

Rabri: E ka hai?

Lalu: Dekhat nhi ka!Sasuri,
I'm falling in love

I hve lots of jokes ...

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I cant send u all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I am sending u just 1 joke
.
.
.
You are so beautiful

Santa Or Banta Ne Zi...

Santa Or Banta Ne Zindgi Mein Pehli Bar Riksha Dekha
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhuta Tanga
Banta: Hain Yar
Or Gadha to Dekho
Admi Jesa Dekhta Hy

A baby monkey asks h...

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!

Race Dekhte Howe Sar...

Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha:
Inaam Kis Ko Milega.?

2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko.

Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..???

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. De...

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahar 1 Gareb Ko
Dene H,
.
.
.
Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb..?
.
.
.
Son: Bechara Bahar Dhup M Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. -:p

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Jul 14, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

New way of writting ...

New way of writting answers in exams. If you don't know the answer, then put lines like this : | | | and write below : "Scratch here for ANSWERS"

Jyotish ladke ke haa...

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola "Beta tum bahut padhoge" Ladka: Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga.

Sardar Was Writing S...

Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Year Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.

Doctor: Aap Ki Biwi...

Doctor: Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy. I AM SORRY. :( . . Husband: Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab, nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:-&gt;

Lalu ne Raabri Se I ...

Lalu ne Raabri Se I love u kha or gir pade fir uthe i lov u bola, or fir gir pade Rabri: E ka hai? Lalu: Dekhat nhi ka!Sasuri, I'm falling in love

I hve lots of jokes ...

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox, But I cant send u all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending u just 1 joke . . . You are so beautiful

Santa Or Banta Ne Zi...

Santa Or Banta Ne Zindgi Mein Pehli Bar Riksha Dekha Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhuta Tanga Banta: Hain Yar Or Gadha to Dekho Admi Jesa Dekhta Hy

A baby monkey asks h...

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

Race Dekhte Howe Sar...

Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha: Inaam Kis Ko Milega.? 2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko. Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..???

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. De...

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahar 1 Gareb Ko Dene H, . . . Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb..? . . . Son: Bechara Bahar Dhup M Kulfiyan Bech Raha Hai.. -:p

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New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don't know the answer,
then put lines like this :
| | |
and write below :
"Scratch here for ANSWERS"

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
"Beta tum bahut padhoge"

Ladka: Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga.

Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly.

Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly?

Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Year Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.

Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY. :(
.
.
Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->

Lalu ne Raabri Se I love u kha or gir pade

fir uthe i lov u bola, or fir gir pade

Rabri: E ka hai?

Lalu: Dekhat nhi ka!Sasuri,
I'm falling in love

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I cant send u all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I am sending u just 1 joke
.
.
.
You are so beautiful

Santa Or Banta Ne Zindgi Mein Pehli Bar Riksha Dekha
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhuta Tanga
Banta: Hain Yar
Or Gadha to Dekho
Admi Jesa Dekhta Hy

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!

Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha:
Inaam Kis Ko Milega.?

2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko.

Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..???

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahar 1 Gareb Ko
Dene H,
.
.
.
Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb..?
.
.
.
Son: Bechara Bahar Dhup M Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. -:p