Jul 5, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Whats live ? Live is...

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

By: Gaurav
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Wives r incoming cal...

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

One out of four peop...

One out of four people is a chinese.
If your father, your mother and your brother
are not Chinese, it must be you.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa proposed a gir...

Santa proposed a girl.

Girl: I am 1 year elder to you.

Santa: No problem dear, I'll marry you next year.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: What was he d...

Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That's no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta: Why it is alw...

Banta: Why it is always said that the children brighten a home?

Santa: Because they never turn any of the lights off.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patient: Doctor, I h...

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

The real problem doe...

The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

After engagement Gi...

After engagement
Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r committed now.
Boy: What do u mean, if I m on diet, that doesn`t mean that I can't look at Menu.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

TC: I think ur son i...

TC: I think ur son is above 12, he needs a full ticket.
Lady: How he can be 12? I hav been married for 10 years.
TC: I collect fares not confessions.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 5, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Whats live ? Live is...

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Wives r incoming cal...

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

One out of four peop...

One out of four people is a chinese.
If your father, your mother and your brother
are not Chinese, it must be you.

Santa proposed a gir...

Santa proposed a girl.

Girl: I am 1 year elder to you.

Santa: No problem dear, I'll marry you next year.

Judge: What was he d...

Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That's no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.

Banta: Why it is alw...

Banta: Why it is always said that the children brighten a home?

Santa: Because they never turn any of the lights off.

Patient: Doctor, I h...

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink

The real problem doe...

The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

After engagement Gi...

After engagement
Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r committed now.
Boy: What do u mean, if I m on diet, that doesn`t mean that I can't look at Menu.

TC: I think ur son i...

TC: I think ur son is above 12, he needs a full ticket.
Lady: How he can be 12? I hav been married for 10 years.
TC: I collect fares not confessions.

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Jul 5, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Whats live ? Live is...

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Wives r incoming cal...

Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

One out of four peop...

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Santa proposed a gir...

Santa proposed a girl. Girl: I am 1 year elder to you. Santa: No problem dear, I'll marry you next year.

Judge: What was he d...

Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him? Cop: He was arguing with a driver. Judge: That's no proof he was drunk. Cop: There was no driver there.

Banta: Why it is alw...

Banta: Why it is always said that the children brighten a home? Santa: Because they never turn any of the lights off.

Patient: Doctor, I h...

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink

The real problem doe...

The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl. It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

After engagement Gi...

After engagement Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r committed now. Boy: What do u mean, if I m on diet, that doesn`t mean that I can't look at Menu.

TC: I think ur son i...

TC: I think ur son is above 12, he needs a full ticket. Lady: How he can be 12? I hav been married for 10 years. TC: I collect fares not confessions.

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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

One out of four people is a chinese.
If your father, your mother and your brother
are not Chinese, it must be you.

Santa proposed a girl.

Girl: I am 1 year elder to you.

Santa: No problem dear, I'll marry you next year.

Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That's no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.

Banta: Why it is always said that the children brighten a home?

Santa: Because they never turn any of the lights off.

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink

The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

After engagement
Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r committed now.
Boy: What do u mean, if I m on diet, that doesn`t mean that I can't look at Menu.

TC: I think ur son is above 12, he needs a full ticket.
Lady: How he can be 12? I hav been married for 10 years.
TC: I collect fares not confessions.