Jul 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Vn Sm1 Luvs u, u Don...

Vn Sm1 Luvs u, u Don't Realiz It,
Vn u Realize It, Its Too Lat,
U Always Luv D 1, Who Levs u,
Nd Levs D 1, Who Luvs u.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Ther're many pp...

Ther're many ppl in dis world
tht I've known, bt it's vry difficult
2 give thm LOVE bcoz my hrt
nd my soul cn survive 4 U 1ly
1 until 4ever.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

I'm a PAPER, u...

I'm a PAPER,
u cn write ur felings,
scrible ur angr,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don't thrw me after use bt
v n u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Luv u

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum...

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De..
BARBER: Kitne Chhote Katu..?
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Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye..

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Pati: Maayke Jake Bh...

Pati: Maayke Jake Bhi Kyu Roj Phone Karti Ho?

Patni: Kyon Ki Tumhe Roj Ye Yaad Rahe Ke Musibat Abhi Tali Nahi Hai.

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi ...

Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi Office Se Aa Gaye??

Husband: Mere Boss Ne Mujhse Kaha 'Go To Hell' Isliye..!!

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Ek Hara Hua Business...

Ek Hara Hua Business Man Apni Moti Wife Se:
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Tum Meri Life Ka Ek Lota Investment Ho Jo DOUBLE Hua H

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, ...

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, Jab Aapne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi?
Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya H

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Me Agar Mount ...

Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge??

Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat He ! DHAKKAA !

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Biwi: Jaanu Kya Tumh...

Biwi: Jaanu Kya Tumhe Pata Hai,
Jannat Me Miyaa - Biwi Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete.
Husband: Pagli, Isi Liye To Use Jannat Kehte He.

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Jul 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Vn Sm1 Luvs u, u Don...

Vn Sm1 Luvs u, u Don't Realiz It,
Vn u Realize It, Its Too Lat,
U Always Luv D 1, Who Levs u,
Nd Levs D 1, Who Luvs u.

Ther're many pp...

Ther're many ppl in dis world
tht I've known, bt it's vry difficult
2 give thm LOVE bcoz my hrt
nd my soul cn survive 4 U 1ly
1 until 4ever.

I'm a PAPER, u...

I'm a PAPER,
u cn write ur felings,
scrible ur angr,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don't thrw me after use bt
v n u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Luv u

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum...

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De..
BARBER: Kitne Chhote Katu..?
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Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye..

Pati: Maayke Jake Bh...

Pati: Maayke Jake Bhi Kyu Roj Phone Karti Ho?

Patni: Kyon Ki Tumhe Roj Ye Yaad Rahe Ke Musibat Abhi Tali Nahi Hai.

Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi ...

Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi Office Se Aa Gaye??

Husband: Mere Boss Ne Mujhse Kaha 'Go To Hell' Isliye..!!

Ek Hara Hua Business...

Ek Hara Hua Business Man Apni Moti Wife Se:
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.
.
.
.
.
Tum Meri Life Ka Ek Lota Investment Ho Jo DOUBLE Hua H

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, ...

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, Jab Aapne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi?
Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya H

Wife: Me Agar Mount ...

Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge??

Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat He ! DHAKKAA !

Biwi: Jaanu Kya Tumh...

Biwi: Jaanu Kya Tumhe Pata Hai,
Jannat Me Miyaa - Biwi Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete.
Husband: Pagli, Isi Liye To Use Jannat Kehte He.

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Jul 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Vn Sm1 Luvs u, u Don...

Vn Sm1 Luvs u, u Don't Realiz It, Vn u Realize It, Its Too Lat, U Always Luv D 1, Who Levs u, Nd Levs D 1, Who Luvs u.

Ther're many pp...

Ther're many ppl in dis world tht I've known, bt it's vry difficult 2 give thm LOVE bcoz my hrt nd my soul cn survive 4 U 1ly 1 until 4ever.

I'm a PAPER, u...

I'm a PAPER, u cn write ur felings, scrible ur angr, use me 2 absorb tears. Don't thrw me after use bt v n u feel cold burn me to feel warm cause I Luv u

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum...

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De.. BARBER: Kitne Chhote Katu..? . . . . . . Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye..

Pati: Maayke Jake Bh...

Pati: Maayke Jake Bhi Kyu Roj Phone Karti Ho? Patni: Kyon Ki Tumhe Roj Ye Yaad Rahe Ke Musibat Abhi Tali Nahi Hai.

Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi ...

Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi Office Se Aa Gaye?? Husband: Mere Boss Ne Mujhse Kaha 'Go To Hell' Isliye..!!

Ek Hara Hua Business...

Ek Hara Hua Business Man Apni Moti Wife Se: . . . . . . Tum Meri Life Ka Ek Lota Investment Ho Jo DOUBLE Hua H

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, ...

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, Jab Aapne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi? Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya H

Wife: Me Agar Mount ...

Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge?? Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat He ! DHAKKAA !

Biwi: Jaanu Kya Tumh...

Biwi: Jaanu Kya Tumhe Pata Hai, Jannat Me Miyaa - Biwi Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete. Husband: Pagli, Isi Liye To Use Jannat Kehte He.

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Vn Sm1 Luvs u, u Don't Realiz It,
Vn u Realize It, Its Too Lat,
U Always Luv D 1, Who Levs u,
Nd Levs D 1, Who Luvs u.

Ther're many ppl in dis world
tht I've known, bt it's vry difficult
2 give thm LOVE bcoz my hrt
nd my soul cn survive 4 U 1ly
1 until 4ever.

I'm a PAPER,
u cn write ur felings,
scrible ur angr,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don't thrw me after use bt
v n u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Luv u

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De..
BARBER: Kitne Chhote Katu..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye..

Pati: Maayke Jake Bhi Kyu Roj Phone Karti Ho?

Patni: Kyon Ki Tumhe Roj Ye Yaad Rahe Ke Musibat Abhi Tali Nahi Hai.

Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi Office Se Aa Gaye??

Husband: Mere Boss Ne Mujhse Kaha 'Go To Hell' Isliye..!!

Ek Hara Hua Business Man Apni Moti Wife Se:
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tum Meri Life Ka Ek Lota Investment Ho Jo DOUBLE Hua H

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, Jab Aapne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi?
Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya H

Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge??

Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat He ! DHAKKAA !

Biwi: Jaanu Kya Tumhe Pata Hai,
Jannat Me Miyaa - Biwi Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete.
Husband: Pagli, Isi Liye To Use Jannat Kehte He.