Jul 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Lady Doctor: Tum roz...

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha h,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Scroll down if u lov...

Scroll down if u love me,
.
.
I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
Love you too.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dosto aur Popcorn ke...

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
.
.
Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
.
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nurse to patient wit...

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Awesome answer given...

Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
.
.
.
.
.
.
karlo

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Full form of study -...

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Lady Doctor: Tum roz...

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha h,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

Scroll down if u lov...

Scroll down if u love me,
.
.
I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
Love you too.

Dosto aur Popcorn ke...

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
.
.
Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
.
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

Nurse to patient wit...

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident

Awesome answer given...

Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
.
.
.
.
.
.
karlo

"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN.

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

Full form of study -...

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h

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Jul 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Lady Doctor: Tum roz...

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha h, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

Scroll down if u lov...

Scroll down if u love me, . . I just knew it. Bloody Lesbian!! Love you too.

Dosto aur Popcorn ke...

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity. . . Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai. . PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

Nurse to patient wit...

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident

Awesome answer given...

Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss. . . . . . . karlo

"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI. ..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-) YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN.

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

Full form of study -...

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h bilkul aapki tarah. MY CRAZY FANS

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha h,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

Scroll down if u love me,
.
.
I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
Love you too.

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
.
.
Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
.
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident

Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
.
.
.
.
.
.
karlo

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h