Jun 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Physics ka baap - A...

Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Do U Know Why Santa ...

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
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2 Get Choclate Milk!!

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Mujh Ko Rula Kar Vo ...

Mujh Ko Rula Kar Vo Bhi Roya To Hoga
Mooh Aansuon Se Usne Bhi Dhoya To Hoga
Agar Na Kiya Hai Hasil Kuch Humne Pyar Mein
Kuch Na Kuch Usne Bhi Khoya To Hoga

By: Ankita Arora
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Mohabbat Kar Kay Dek...

Mohabbat Kar Kay Dekhi Toh Mohabbat Ko Pehchana H.

Wafa Buss Naam Ki, Bewafai Ka Fasana H.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Ab Hamen Bhi Aa Pada...

Ab Hamen Bhi Aa Pada Hai Dosto Se Kuchh Kaam
Yaani,

Hamare Dosto Ko Bewafa Hone Ka Waqt Aaya

By: Ankita Arora
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

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Jun 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

Physics ka baap - A...

Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore

Do U Know Why Santa ...

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
.
.
.
2 Get Choclate Milk!!

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.

Mujh Ko Rula Kar Vo ...

Mujh Ko Rula Kar Vo Bhi Roya To Hoga
Mooh Aansuon Se Usne Bhi Dhoya To Hoga
Agar Na Kiya Hai Hasil Kuch Humne Pyar Mein
Kuch Na Kuch Usne Bhi Khoya To Hoga

Mohabbat Kar Kay Dek...

Mohabbat Kar Kay Dekhi Toh Mohabbat Ko Pehchana H.

Wafa Buss Naam Ki, Bewafai Ka Fasana H.

Ab Hamen Bhi Aa Pada...

Ab Hamen Bhi Aa Pada Hai Dosto Se Kuchh Kaam
Yaani,

Hamare Dosto Ko Bewafa Hone Ka Waqt Aaya

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Jun 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back..

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.? . . . . . . . Deadly answer given by Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

Physics ka baap - A...

Physics ka baap - All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !! Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore

Do U Know Why Santa ...

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow??? . . . 2 Get Choclate Milk!!

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai. Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.

Mujh Ko Rula Kar Vo ...

Mujh Ko Rula Kar Vo Bhi Roya To Hoga Mooh Aansuon Se Usne Bhi Dhoya To Hoga Agar Na Kiya Hai Hasil Kuch Humne Pyar Mein Kuch Na Kuch Usne Bhi Khoya To Hoga

Mohabbat Kar Kay Dek...

Mohabbat Kar Kay Dekhi Toh Mohabbat Ko Pehchana H. Wafa Buss Naam Ki, Bewafai Ka Fasana H.

Ab Hamen Bhi Aa Pada...

Ab Hamen Bhi Aa Pada Hai Dosto Se Kuchh Kaam Yaani, Hamare Dosto Ko Bewafa Hone Ka Waqt Aaya

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Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
.
.
.
2 Get Choclate Milk!!

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.

Mujh Ko Rula Kar Vo Bhi Roya To Hoga
Mooh Aansuon Se Usne Bhi Dhoya To Hoga
Agar Na Kiya Hai Hasil Kuch Humne Pyar Mein
Kuch Na Kuch Usne Bhi Khoya To Hoga

Mohabbat Kar Kay Dekhi Toh Mohabbat Ko Pehchana H.

Wafa Buss Naam Ki, Bewafai Ka Fasana H.

Ab Hamen Bhi Aa Pada Hai Dosto Se Kuchh Kaam
Yaani,

Hamare Dosto Ko Bewafa Hone Ka Waqt Aaya