Jun 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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I like three things ...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Police k inter...

Santa Police k interview Par
Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was inserting ...

Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti
Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mery dada ny ...

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?

Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa jungle ke rast...

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???

Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Why majority ...

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Jun 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

I like three things ...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

Santa Police k inter...

Santa Police k interview Par
Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw

Santa was inserting ...

Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti
Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

Santa: Mery dada ny ...

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?

Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

Santa jungle ke rast...

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???

Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

Santa: Why majority ...

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"

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Jun 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

I like three things ...

I like three things . 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. "You" . Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink, and "you" to ..... .. .. .. Oh Hello! . Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai Q? Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

Santa Police k inter...

Santa Police k interview Par Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ? Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: wat happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga hai, scratch & win a bmw

Santa was inserting ...

Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

Santa: Mery dada ny ...

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Banta: Gardanien q nai katin? Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

Santa jungle ke rast...

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai??? Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

Santa: Why majority ...

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black? Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

Santa Police k interview Par
Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw

Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti
Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?

Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???

Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"