Jun 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi Ã¢â‚¬Å“ZANGÃ¢â‚¬Â lag gaya hai.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Santa -I kiss my wif...

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Kiss me softly and s...

Kiss me softly and speak to me low;
Trust me darling, the time is near,
When we may live with never a fear Kiss me dear!
Kiss me softly, and speak to me low

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

I wan't to kiss...

I wan't to kiss ur lips
I wan't to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don"t get angry fren
I m toothpaste.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Why do we close our ...

Why do we close our eyes whe we dream, imagine, or kiss?
Because D best things in life R unseen.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

I will give you one ...

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

If you R ever in dou...

If you R ever in doubt as 2 whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Boy gave a dice to a...

Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Once he drew With o...

Once he drew
With one long kiss my whole soul thro'
My lips, as sunlight drinketh dew.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Zamana Bohat Kharab ...

Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya H...
Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon...
Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage hyn kia.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

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Jun 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi Ã¢â‚¬Å“ZANGÃ¢â‚¬Â lag gaya hai.

Santa -I kiss my wif...

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Kiss me softly and s...

Kiss me softly and speak to me low;
Trust me darling, the time is near,
When we may live with never a fear Kiss me dear!
Kiss me softly, and speak to me low

I wan't to kiss...

I wan't to kiss ur lips
I wan't to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don"t get angry fren
I m toothpaste.

Why do we close our ...

Why do we close our eyes whe we dream, imagine, or kiss?
Because D best things in life R unseen.

I will give you one ...

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

If you R ever in dou...

If you R ever in doubt as 2 whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

Boy gave a dice to a...

Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

Once he drew With o...

Once he drew
With one long kiss my whole soul thro'
My lips, as sunlight drinketh dew.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Zamana Bohat Kharab ...

Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya H...
Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon...
Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage hyn kia.

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Jun 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi Ã¢â‚¬Å“ZANGÃ¢â‚¬Â lag gaya hai.

Santa -I kiss my wif...

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office, Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office, Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Kiss me softly and s...

Kiss me softly and speak to me low; Trust me darling, the time is near, When we may live with never a fear Kiss me dear! Kiss me softly, and speak to me low

I wan't to kiss...

I wan't to kiss ur lips I wan't to play with ur teeth I want to teaste ur tounge Hey ! don"t get angry fren I m toothpaste.

Why do we close our ...

Why do we close our eyes whe we dream, imagine, or kiss? Because D best things in life R unseen.

I will give you one ...

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

If you R ever in dou...

If you R ever in doubt as 2 whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

Boy gave a dice to a...

Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll kiss you! Girl: Ager 6 aaya to? Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

Once he drew With o...

Once he drew With one long kiss my whole soul thro' My lips, as sunlight drinketh dew. Alfred Lord Tennyson

Zamana Bohat Kharab ...

Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya H... Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon... Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage hyn kia.

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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi Ã¢â‚¬Å“ZANGÃ¢â‚¬Â lag gaya hai.

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Kiss me softly and speak to me low;
Trust me darling, the time is near,
When we may live with never a fear Kiss me dear!
Kiss me softly, and speak to me low

I wan't to kiss ur lips
I wan't to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don"t get angry fren
I m toothpaste.

Why do we close our eyes whe we dream, imagine, or kiss?
Because D best things in life R unseen.

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

If you R ever in doubt as 2 whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

Once he drew
With one long kiss my whole soul thro'
My lips, as sunlight drinketh dew.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya H...
Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon...
Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage hyn kia.