Jun 25, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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ishq ke saamunder me...

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: I am so miser...

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honey

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 aadmi ne 100 times...

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher : usne khudk...

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl friend-Muje Maf...

Girl friend-Muje Maf Krdo Mene Tumse Chupya Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hy Boy friend-Arre Koi Bat Nai Pagli Chal Aj Me Tuje Apne Bachon Se Milwata hu.. Hahahahaha

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Call me Sweeto...

Girl: Call me Sweetoo
Boy: Sweetoo?
Girl: Call Me Baby
Boy: Baby? . .
Girl: O Pagal Phone Kar menu
Boy: Ohh Sorry Darling Karta hoon

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

All Muslim se Guzari...

All Muslim se Guzarish hai k 'WALLS' ki Ice Cream Na khain, Q k Aap Log jab WALLS ki ice Cream khatay hain, ALLAH gawah hai k mera b dil krta hai::;-)

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Year says to feb 29t...

Year says to feb 29th"I Miss u 4 years"sky says to full moon"I Miss u 4 a month"My heart says 2 u ,"I Miss u Each & Evry second

By: Ankita Arora
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (MISS U)

one day you"ll ...

one day you"ll love me the way i love you, one day you"ll think of me, the way i think of you , one day you "ll miss me like i keep missing you."""

By: Ankita Arora
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (MISS U)

In the flower my ros...

In the flower my rose is U. In the jewel my diamond is U.In the sky my moon is U.I my body my heart is U.That?s why I always Miss U.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (MISS U)

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Jun 25, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

ishq ke saamunder me...

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

Santa: I am so miser...

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honey

1 aadmi ne 100 times...

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya.

Teacher : usne khudk...

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

Girl friend-Muje Maf...

Girl friend-Muje Maf Krdo Mene Tumse Chupya Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hy Boy friend-Arre Koi Bat Nai Pagli Chal Aj Me Tuje Apne Bachon Se Milwata hu.. Hahahahaha

Girl: Call me Sweeto...

Girl: Call me Sweetoo
Boy: Sweetoo?
Girl: Call Me Baby
Boy: Baby? . .
Girl: O Pagal Phone Kar menu
Boy: Ohh Sorry Darling Karta hoon

All Muslim se Guzari...

All Muslim se Guzarish hai k 'WALLS' ki Ice Cream Na khain, Q k Aap Log jab WALLS ki ice Cream khatay hain, ALLAH gawah hai k mera b dil krta hai::;-)

Year says to feb 29t...

Year says to feb 29th"I Miss u 4 years"sky says to full moon"I Miss u 4 a month"My heart says 2 u ,"I Miss u Each & Evry second

one day you"ll ...

one day you"ll love me the way i love you, one day you"ll think of me, the way i think of you , one day you "ll miss me like i keep missing you."""

In the flower my ros...

In the flower my rose is U. In the jewel my diamond is U.In the sky my moon is U.I my body my heart is U.That?s why I always Miss U.

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Jun 25, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

ishq ke saamunder me...

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

Santa: I am so miser...

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honey

1 aadmi ne 100 times...

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya.

Teacher : usne khudk...

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

Girl friend-Muje Maf...

Girl friend-Muje Maf Krdo Mene Tumse Chupya Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hy Boy friend-Arre Koi Bat Nai Pagli Chal Aj Me Tuje Apne Bachon Se Milwata hu.. Hahahahaha

Girl: Call me Sweeto...

Girl: Call me Sweetoo Boy: Sweetoo? Girl: Call Me Baby Boy: Baby? . . Girl: O Pagal Phone Kar menu Boy: Ohh Sorry Darling Karta hoon

All Muslim se Guzari...

All Muslim se Guzarish hai k 'WALLS' ki Ice Cream Na khain, Q k Aap Log jab WALLS ki ice Cream khatay hain, ALLAH gawah hai k mera b dil krta hai::;-)

Year says to feb 29t...

Year says to feb 29th"I Miss u 4 years"sky says to full moon"I Miss u 4 a month"My heart says 2 u ,"I Miss u Each & Evry second

one day you"ll ...

one day you"ll love me the way i love you, one day you"ll think of me, the way i think of you , one day you "ll miss me like i keep missing you."""

In the flower my ros...

In the flower my rose is U. In the jewel my diamond is U.In the sky my moon is U.I my body my heart is U.That?s why I always Miss U.

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Girl: Call me Sweetoo
Boy: Sweetoo?
Girl: Call Me Baby
Boy: Baby? . .
Girl: O Pagal Phone Kar menu
Boy: Ohh Sorry Darling Karta hoon