Jun 12, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?...

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya apko ladkian pas...

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahu ke 1-2 afair su...

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Importance of thumb-...

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke n...

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl- kya tum mujhse...

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar aap kisi se pya...

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

('.')
_/ \_

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How do u know when k...

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of addiction:...

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 ldki prfum lga k b...

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 12, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?...

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Kya apko ladkian pas...

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga

Bahu ke 1-2 afair su...

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Importance of thumb-...

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke n...

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Girl- kya tum mujhse...

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

Agar aap kisi se pya...

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

('.')
_/ \_

How do u know when k...

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Height of addiction:...

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!

1 ldki prfum lga k b...

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

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Jun 12, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?...

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Kya apko ladkian pas...

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai? Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . . To beta Golgappe ka thela laga

Bahu ke 1-2 afair su...

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Importance of thumb-...

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking. Illiterate people use it4sign, Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke n...

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu? Dil to bachha he ji

Girl- kya tum mujhse...

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

Agar aap kisi se pya...

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye... . . . . . . . . . . Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy....... ('.') _/ \_

How do u know when k...

How do u know when kids start to grow up? Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Height of addiction:...

Height of addiction: In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!

1 ldki prfum lga k b...

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

('.')
_/ \_

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte