Jun 6, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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If Malika plays roll...

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If Malika plays roll...

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab sey tumhain jana...

Jab sey tumhain jana h,
jab sey tumhain paaya h,

har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
.
.
.
.
ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya h.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Father: Your teacher...

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Khuda ke Ghar say Ku...

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

When u feel lonely a...

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What happens when a ...

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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-
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladies hostel caught...

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man : How old is you...

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 6, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

If Malika plays roll...

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

If Malika plays roll...

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Jab sey tumhain jana...

Jab sey tumhain jana h,
jab sey tumhain paaya h,

har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
.
.
.
.
ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya h.

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher...

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Khuda ke Ghar say Ku...

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye

When u feel lonely a...

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

What happens when a ...

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
-
-
-
-
-
Think
-
-
-
-
-
Any guess?
-
-
-
-
-
Ok i will tell you..
-
-
Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

Ladies hostel caught...

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

Man : How old is you...

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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Jun 6, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

If Malika plays roll...

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi, Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna, hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

If Malika plays roll...

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi, Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna, hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Jab sey tumhain jana...

Jab sey tumhain jana h, jab sey tumhain paaya h, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . . . . ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya h.

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher...

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Khuda ke Ghar say Ku...

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye kuch to pakray gayai kuch hamare yaar hogaye

When u feel lonely a...

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

What happens when a ...

What happens when a lion roars thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any guess? - - - - - Ok i will tell you.. - - Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

Ladies hostel caught...

Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.

Man : How old is you...

Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Jab sey tumhain jana h,
jab sey tumhain paaya h,

har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
.
.
.
.
ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya h.

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
-
-
-
-
-
Think
-
-
-
-
-
Any guess?
-
-
-
-
-
Ok i will tell you..
-
-
Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born