Jun 6, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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When I open my eyes ...

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Life is nothing with...

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Specially dedicated ...

Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum h.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

One boy went to meet...

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

TERROR JOKE - What ...

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Any man who can driv...

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mr.Bean Science . ...

Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Worlds shortest joke...

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj kuch ghabraaye s...

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A newly married girl...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 6, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

When I open my eyes ...

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

Life is nothing with...

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

Specially dedicated ...

Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum h.

One boy went to meet...

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

TERROR JOKE - What ...

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

Any man who can driv...

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Mr.Bean Science . ...

Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

Worlds shortest joke...

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

Aaj kuch ghabraaye s...

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

A newly married girl...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

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Jun 6, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

When I open my eyes ...

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

Life is nothing with...

Life is nothing without LOVE, Love is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional, yar just b practical So STOP loving and START Kissing.

Specially dedicated ...

Specially dedicated to boys: A kiss is like a stamp, Once u stamp a gal, she wouldn't go anywhere else Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum h.

One boy went to meet...

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

TERROR JOKE - What ...

TERROR JOKE - What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.

Any man who can driv...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Mr.Bean Science . ...

Mr.Bean Science . Major Rohail: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs Due to electric failure Mr.Bean: Ya me too I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

Worlds shortest joke...

Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P

Aaj kuch ghabraaye s...

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki, BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

A newly married girl...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum h.

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..