Jun 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ...

Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai?
Jo MANN me hai?
Jo DIL me hai?
Magar DHADKAN me nahi?
Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nadiya ke is paar P...

Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: I Wna Tell U Sm...

Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthn
Grl:Its Nt Gud 2 Talk While Eating

(After Eating)

G:Nw Tell Me

B: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food.
Aur ban heroine.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If u care me,i will ...

If u care me,i will care u,
If u mi$s me,i will miss u,if u msg me,
i will msg u,if u will forget me,
i m sorry dear kahani me twist h
.
.
I will kill u.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek baar Sita ji ne R...

Ek baar Sita ji ne Ravan ke garden me bahut shor machaya, toh Ravan ka beta Megnaath aaya aur bola
.
.
.
.
Volume kam kar Pappa Jag Jayega.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wo chham chham kar k...

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher : Batao Indi...

Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti hai.
Badi der sochne ke baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sweetest Excuse:) A...

Sweetest Excuse:)
A kid gets zero in a paper.
Mom : What is this??
Kid reply with innocence:(
kid-Teacher ke pas Star khatam ho gaye the to Full Moon de diya.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar-Roz Subha 50 ...

Sardar-Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hai.
Man-Arey waha Vo kaise?
Sardar-Main Girls college Bus ka Drive Hu na.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wat a frd feels wen ...

Wat a frd feels wen after a huge frd fight his frd says, I NEED U YAAR!
Wirds cant define but its only luv dat connects us all..

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

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Jun 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ...

Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai?
Jo MANN me hai?
Jo DIL me hai?
Magar DHADKAN me nahi?
Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN.

Nadiya ke is paar P...

Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha h.

Boy: I Wna Tell U Sm...

Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthn
Grl:Its Nt Gud 2 Talk While Eating

(After Eating)

G:Nw Tell Me

B: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food.
Aur ban heroine.

If u care me,i will ...

If u care me,i will care u,
If u mi$s me,i will miss u,if u msg me,
i will msg u,if u will forget me,
i m sorry dear kahani me twist h
.
.
I will kill u.

Ek baar Sita ji ne R...

Ek baar Sita ji ne Ravan ke garden me bahut shor machaya, toh Ravan ka beta Megnaath aaya aur bola
.
.
.
.
Volume kam kar Pappa Jag Jayega.

Wo chham chham kar k...

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Teacher : Batao Indi...

Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti hai.
Badi der sochne ke baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.

Sweetest Excuse:) A...

Sweetest Excuse:)
A kid gets zero in a paper.
Mom : What is this??
Kid reply with innocence:(
kid-Teacher ke pas Star khatam ho gaye the to Full Moon de diya.

Sardar-Roz Subha 50 ...

Sardar-Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hai.
Man-Arey waha Vo kaise?
Sardar-Main Girls college Bus ka Drive Hu na.

Wat a frd feels wen ...

Wat a frd feels wen after a huge frd fight his frd says, I NEED U YAAR!
Wirds cant define but its only luv dat connects us all..

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Jun 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ...

Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai? Jo MANN me hai? Jo DIL me hai? Magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN.

Nadiya ke is paar P...

Nadiya ke is paar Parvat ke us paar Nadiya ke is paar Parvat ke us paar Nadiya ke is paar Parvat ke us paar Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha h.

Boy: I Wna Tell U Sm...

Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthn Grl:Its Nt Gud 2 Talk While Eating (After Eating) G:Nw Tell Me B: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food. Aur ban heroine.

If u care me,i will ...

If u care me,i will care u, If u mi$s me,i will miss u,if u msg me, i will msg u,if u will forget me, i m sorry dear kahani me twist h . . I will kill u.

Ek baar Sita ji ne R...

Ek baar Sita ji ne Ravan ke garden me bahut shor machaya, toh Ravan ka beta Megnaath aaya aur bola . . . . Volume kam kar Pappa Jag Jayega.

Wo chham chham kar k...

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi main sindoor le kar khada tha wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Teacher : Batao Indi...

Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti hai. Badi der sochne ke baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.

Sweetest Excuse:) A...

Sweetest Excuse:) A kid gets zero in a paper. Mom : What is this?? Kid reply with innocence:( kid-Teacher ke pas Star khatam ho gaye the to Full Moon de diya.

Sardar-Roz Subha 50 ...

Sardar-Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hai. Man-Arey waha Vo kaise? Sardar-Main Girls college Bus ka Drive Hu na.

Wat a frd feels wen ...

Wat a frd feels wen after a huge frd fight his frd says, I NEED U YAAR! Wirds cant define but its only luv dat connects us all..

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai?
Jo MANN me hai?
Jo DIL me hai?
Magar DHADKAN me nahi?
Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN.

Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha h.

Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthn
Grl:Its Nt Gud 2 Talk While Eating

(After Eating)

G:Nw Tell Me

B: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food.
Aur ban heroine.

If u care me,i will care u,
If u mi$s me,i will miss u,if u msg me,
i will msg u,if u will forget me,
i m sorry dear kahani me twist h
.
.
I will kill u.

Ek baar Sita ji ne Ravan ke garden me bahut shor machaya, toh Ravan ka beta Megnaath aaya aur bola
.
.
.
.
Volume kam kar Pappa Jag Jayega.

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti hai.
Badi der sochne ke baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.

Sweetest Excuse:)
A kid gets zero in a paper.
Mom : What is this??
Kid reply with innocence:(
kid-Teacher ke pas Star khatam ho gaye the to Full Moon de diya.

Sardar-Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hai.
Man-Arey waha Vo kaise?
Sardar-Main Girls college Bus ka Drive Hu na.

Wat a frd feels wen after a huge frd fight his frd says, I NEED U YAAR!
Wirds cant define but its only luv dat connects us all..