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May 31, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Possible Reasons Whe...

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Our new neighb...

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don't you do that? Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

True bravery is 2 ar...

True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a latenight out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhitak safai kar rahi ho?

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

A white couple gets ...

A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

It is said that Husb...

It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum...

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De.

BARBER: Kitne Chhote Katu..?
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Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Pati: Maayke Jake Bh...

Pati: Maayke Jake Bhi Kyu Roj Phone Karti Ho?

Patni: Kyon Ki Tumhe Roj Ye Yaad Rahe Ke Musibat Abhi Tali Nahi H.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi ...

Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi Office Se Aa Gaye??

Husband: Mere Boss Ne Mujhse Kaha "Go To Hell" Isliye..!!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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