May 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Musharaf Reema ka ha...

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

"Aao kamray me chalain"

Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A boy told his frien...

A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi h".
Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi h.
ya
dekh k hans rahi h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Larka:ek larki ko ch...

Larka:ek larki ko cherte huwe kahta h k jan-e-man is dil me a jao.
Larki:sandil utaru kia?
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil h koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardarji says I LOVE...

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

3 sardar bed pe so r...

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife: suno ji docto...

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Momino! RAMADAN Qar...

Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb H..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No's

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mushraf ki niyat ...

Mushraf ki niyat

"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ghum me bhi maza ata...

Ghum me bhi maza ata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata h,
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay h,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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May 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Musharaf Reema ka ha...

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

"Aao kamray me chalain"

Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

A boy told his frien...

A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi h".
Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi h.
ya
dekh k hans rahi h.

Larka:ek larki ko ch...

Larka:ek larki ko cherte huwe kahta h k jan-e-man is dil me a jao.
Larki:sandil utaru kia?
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil h koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Sardarji says I LOVE...

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

3 sardar bed pe so r...

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

Wife: suno ji docto...

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

Momino! RAMADAN Qar...

Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb H..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No's

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

Mushraf ki niyat ...

Mushraf ki niyat

"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

Ghum me bhi maza ata...

Ghum me bhi maza ata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata h,
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay h,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata h.

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May 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Musharaf Reema ka ha...

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola: "Aao kamray me chalain" Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

A boy told his frien...

A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi h". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi h. ya dekh k hans rahi h.

Larka:ek larki ko ch...

Larka:ek larki ko cherte huwe kahta h k jan-e-man is dil me a jao. Larki:sandil utaru kia? Larka:jan-e-man ye dil h koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Sardarji says I LOVE...

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

3 sardar bed pe so r...

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

Wife: suno ji docto...

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

Momino! RAMADAN Qar...

Momino! RAMADAN Qareeb H.. Aap Sab Se Request Hai K Apnain Mobile Me Save Jokes, Pics, Girls No's Delete Karnai Se Pehle Mujhey send Karen..

Mushraf ki niyat ...

Mushraf ki niyat "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

Ghum me bhi maza ata...

Ghum me bhi maza ata he, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata h, Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay h, ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata h.

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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

"Aao kamray me chalain"

Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi h".
Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi h.
ya
dekh k hans rahi h.

Larka:ek larki ko cherte huwe kahta h k jan-e-man is dil me a jao.
Larki:sandil utaru kia?
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil h koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb H..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No's

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

Mushraf ki niyat

"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

Ghum me bhi maza ata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata h,
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay h,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata h.