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May 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
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Woh subah ki thandak...
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakun,
.
.
Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante h.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Koray kaghaz pe likh...
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam h,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham h,
"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam h.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Teacher:zamin per re...
Teacher:zamin per rehny waly janwer bachy dety h,
hawa me urnay waly andy daitay h,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti h.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
DUNIA me reh ke sapn...
DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
DUNIA me reh ke sapn...
DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Boy: BUS aur LARKI ...
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate h
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Boy:chalo kisi sunsa...
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do...
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Teacher:kG class ke ...
Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi.
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package h.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Saas:khude ne tujhe ...
Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?
Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
JIN:- kia hukum hy m...
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.
JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
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