May 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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I m a police oficer ...

I m a police oficer and u r under arest,
bcoz jitne pyare ap ho utna pyara hona kanoonan jurm h, isliye apko hamari dosti ki umar kaid ki saja di jati h.

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

Yatri kripya dhyan d...

Yatri kripya dhyan de gadi No.1 Gud night express apki palki platform pe a chuki hai sweet pasenjr se anurodh hai ki wo pyare sapne lekar so jay ..Good Night

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

Sone Wale So Jate H,...

Sone Wale So Jate H,
Or Kismet K Mare Sone Ki Aas me Bas Tadapte Hi Reh Hate Hai,
Karan Pucho To Sab Dil Ki Bimari Hi Batate h.

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

Ho Mubarak Apko ye s...

Ho Mubarak Apko ye suhani Raat, Mile khwabo me bhi khud ka saath, khule jab apki Aankhen to, Dheron khushiya ho Apke sath. GooD NighT.

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

Aaj Ki Young Generat...

Aaj Ki Young Generation Ko Sab Se Zyada Tention Kab Hoti H?
.
.
Exam Papers Me?
Nahi.
.
.
Jab Wo So Kar Uthe Aur Unka Mobile Unke Pass Naho. Tab!!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Me Soch Raha Tha K D...

Me Soch Raha Tha K Daru Chhod Du.
.
.
Par.
.
.
Is Duniya Me Sab Log Kaminey H,
Kisi K Pas Chhod Deta To Pee Lete.

Isliye Nahi Chhodi..Haha.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop ...

Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop He,
Har Ladki 1 Bus He,
Iske Pichhe Bhago To Chali Jati He,
Khade Raho To Dusri Aati H.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bapu Ne Nayi Car Li ...

Bapu Ne Nayi Car Li Or Uske Darwaje Pe Kya Likhvaya..??
Socho
?
Socho
?
?
Socho?
Darwaja Bahar Ki Side Kholna.. haha.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko ...

1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Propose Kiya.
Ladki Ne Use Bahut Maara, Utha Ke Patka.
Maar Kha Ke Ladka Utha, Kapde Jhatke Or Bola-To Me Inkaar Samju..??

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Mujhe Kahi Meh...

Girl: Mujhe Kahi Mehengi Jagah Ghumane Le Jao.
Boy: Chal Taiyar Ho Ja, Petrol Pump Le Chalta Hu.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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May 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

I m a police oficer ...

I m a police oficer and u r under arest,
bcoz jitne pyare ap ho utna pyara hona kanoonan jurm h, isliye apko hamari dosti ki umar kaid ki saja di jati h.

Yatri kripya dhyan d...

Yatri kripya dhyan de gadi No.1 Gud night express apki palki platform pe a chuki hai sweet pasenjr se anurodh hai ki wo pyare sapne lekar so jay ..Good Night

Sone Wale So Jate H,...

Sone Wale So Jate H,
Or Kismet K Mare Sone Ki Aas me Bas Tadapte Hi Reh Hate Hai,
Karan Pucho To Sab Dil Ki Bimari Hi Batate h.

Ho Mubarak Apko ye s...

Ho Mubarak Apko ye suhani Raat, Mile khwabo me bhi khud ka saath, khule jab apki Aankhen to, Dheron khushiya ho Apke sath. GooD NighT.

Aaj Ki Young Generat...

Aaj Ki Young Generation Ko Sab Se Zyada Tention Kab Hoti H?
.
.
Exam Papers Me?
Nahi.
.
.
Jab Wo So Kar Uthe Aur Unka Mobile Unke Pass Naho. Tab!!

Me Soch Raha Tha K D...

Me Soch Raha Tha K Daru Chhod Du.
.
.
Par.
.
.
Is Duniya Me Sab Log Kaminey H,
Kisi K Pas Chhod Deta To Pee Lete.

Isliye Nahi Chhodi..Haha.

Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop ...

Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop He,
Har Ladki 1 Bus He,
Iske Pichhe Bhago To Chali Jati He,
Khade Raho To Dusri Aati H.

Bapu Ne Nayi Car Li ...

Bapu Ne Nayi Car Li Or Uske Darwaje Pe Kya Likhvaya..??
Socho
?
Socho
?
?
Socho?
Darwaja Bahar Ki Side Kholna.. haha.

1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko ...

1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Propose Kiya.
Ladki Ne Use Bahut Maara, Utha Ke Patka.
Maar Kha Ke Ladka Utha, Kapde Jhatke Or Bola-To Me Inkaar Samju..??

Girl: Mujhe Kahi Meh...

Girl: Mujhe Kahi Mehengi Jagah Ghumane Le Jao.
Boy: Chal Taiyar Ho Ja, Petrol Pump Le Chalta Hu.

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May 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

I m a police oficer ...

I m a police oficer and u r under arest, bcoz jitne pyare ap ho utna pyara hona kanoonan jurm h, isliye apko hamari dosti ki umar kaid ki saja di jati h.

Yatri kripya dhyan d...

Yatri kripya dhyan de gadi No.1 Gud night express apki palki platform pe a chuki hai sweet pasenjr se anurodh hai ki wo pyare sapne lekar so jay ..Good Night

Sone Wale So Jate H,...

Sone Wale So Jate H, Or Kismet K Mare Sone Ki Aas me Bas Tadapte Hi Reh Hate Hai, Karan Pucho To Sab Dil Ki Bimari Hi Batate h.

Ho Mubarak Apko ye s...

Ho Mubarak Apko ye suhani Raat, Mile khwabo me bhi khud ka saath, khule jab apki Aankhen to, Dheron khushiya ho Apke sath. GooD NighT.

Aaj Ki Young Generat...

Aaj Ki Young Generation Ko Sab Se Zyada Tention Kab Hoti H? . . Exam Papers Me? Nahi. . . Jab Wo So Kar Uthe Aur Unka Mobile Unke Pass Naho. Tab!!

Me Soch Raha Tha K D...

Me Soch Raha Tha K Daru Chhod Du. . . Par. . . Is Duniya Me Sab Log Kaminey H, Kisi K Pas Chhod Deta To Pee Lete. Isliye Nahi Chhodi..Haha.

Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop ...

Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop He, Har Ladki 1 Bus He, Iske Pichhe Bhago To Chali Jati He, Khade Raho To Dusri Aati H.

Bapu Ne Nayi Car Li ...

Bapu Ne Nayi Car Li Or Uske Darwaje Pe Kya Likhvaya..?? Socho ? Socho ? ? Socho? Darwaja Bahar Ki Side Kholna.. haha.

1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko ...

1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Propose Kiya. Ladki Ne Use Bahut Maara, Utha Ke Patka. Maar Kha Ke Ladka Utha, Kapde Jhatke Or Bola-To Me Inkaar Samju..??

Girl: Mujhe Kahi Meh...

Girl: Mujhe Kahi Mehengi Jagah Ghumane Le Jao. Boy: Chal Taiyar Ho Ja, Petrol Pump Le Chalta Hu.

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I m a police oficer and u r under arest,
bcoz jitne pyare ap ho utna pyara hona kanoonan jurm h, isliye apko hamari dosti ki umar kaid ki saja di jati h.

Sone Wale So Jate H,
Or Kismet K Mare Sone Ki Aas me Bas Tadapte Hi Reh Hate Hai,
Karan Pucho To Sab Dil Ki Bimari Hi Batate h.

Aaj Ki Young Generation Ko Sab Se Zyada Tention Kab Hoti H?
.
.
Exam Papers Me?
Nahi.
.
.
Jab Wo So Kar Uthe Aur Unka Mobile Unke Pass Naho. Tab!!

Me Soch Raha Tha K Daru Chhod Du.
.
.
Par.
.
.
Is Duniya Me Sab Log Kaminey H,
Kisi K Pas Chhod Deta To Pee Lete.

Isliye Nahi Chhodi..Haha.

Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop He,
Har Ladki 1 Bus He,
Iske Pichhe Bhago To Chali Jati He,
Khade Raho To Dusri Aati H.

Bapu Ne Nayi Car Li Or Uske Darwaje Pe Kya Likhvaya..??
Socho
?
Socho
?
?
Socho?
Darwaja Bahar Ki Side Kholna.. haha.

1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Propose Kiya.
Ladki Ne Use Bahut Maara, Utha Ke Patka.
Maar Kha Ke Ladka Utha, Kapde Jhatke Or Bola-To Me Inkaar Samju..??

Girl: Mujhe Kahi Mehengi Jagah Ghumane Le Jao.
Boy: Chal Taiyar Ho Ja, Petrol Pump Le Chalta Hu.