May 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Nurse to patient wit...

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h.
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h.
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

80 saal ka Buddha ra...

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost: Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha: Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Funny sms for fb ...

Funny sms for fb

Arz Kiya H.
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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May 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Nurse to patient wit...

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident.

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h.
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h.
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

80 saal ka Buddha ra...

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost: Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha: Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya.

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

Funny sms for fb ...

Funny sms for fb

Arz Kiya H.
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya.

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day.

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

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May 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Nurse to patient wit...

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident.

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h. Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h. Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h bilkul aapki tarah. MY CRAZY FANS.

80 saal ka Buddha ra...

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya. Dost: Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise? Buddhha: Koi rape nahi kiya. Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki mana kar nahi paya.

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

Funny sms for fb ...

Funny sms for fb Arz Kiya H. Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya . Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya.

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha, ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola I LOVE MY INDIA :D Have a Nice Day.

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h.
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h.
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost: Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha: Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya.

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

Funny sms for fb

Arz Kiya H.
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day.

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.