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Apr 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Wife: I am Pregnant....

Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Interviewer: Just im...

Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor,
It caught fire, How will you escape?

Santa: Its very simple,
I will stop my imagination..!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ke bete ka aci...

Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya
Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge..

Santa ne apna sir pakda.
Dr: Kya hua
Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa shaadi mein kh...

Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya
Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya
Baahar aakar bola O banta,
abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

In exam hall a girl ...

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
The
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Dettol sabun ...

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek admi khade-khade ...

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: CHADDI lelo C...

Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
.
Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa court mein jud...

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia h!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ke lips jale h...

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha
Banta: To
Santa: Khushi ke mare
Train ke engine ko choom liya
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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