Apr 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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PATNI NE KAR DI DI ...

PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Kyu Khafa Hokar Mujh...

Kyu Khafa Hokar Mujhe Rulate Ho
Raato Ko Jagate Ho,
Manta Hu Sikwe Tumhe H.
Shikyat Mujhe Bhi H.
Q Khud Jalte Ho Mujhe Bhi Jalate Ho..

By: Sanjay
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Bijlee ki taar or la...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Snta- Ye Chhota Meda...

Snta- Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta- Gane K Liye,
Snta- Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta- Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Tcher- Netaji, apka ...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

its hard 2 live alon...

its hard 2 live alone....
its harder 2 chose sum1 2 love...but the hardest part of loving is 2 admit that u have falling in love with sum1 who can never b urs.

By: Sanjay
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Kitni Zulfain Khulin...

Kitni Zulfain Khulin Kitnay Aanchal Uray Chand Ko Kia Khaber.
Kitna Maatam Howa Kitnay Aansoo Bahay Chand Ko Kia Khaber..

By: Sanjay
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Girl - ur name? boy...

Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na jine ki khusi na ...

Na jine ki khusi na marane ka gam.
Gam to h ap se na milane ka gam.
Jite h is ash me, ki kabhi ap hamare ho jaoge.
Marate h nahi ki ap akele rah jaoge.

By: Sanjay
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Girl: I Like U...

Girl: I Like Ur 'Teeth'.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
(_")

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Apr 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

PATNI NE KAR DI DI ...

PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....

Kyu Khafa Hokar Mujh...

Kyu Khafa Hokar Mujhe Rulate Ho
Raato Ko Jagate Ho,
Manta Hu Sikwe Tumhe H.
Shikyat Mujhe Bhi H.
Q Khud Jalte Ho Mujhe Bhi Jalate Ho..

Bijlee ki taar or la...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

Snta- Ye Chhota Meda...

Snta- Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta- Gane K Liye,
Snta- Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta- Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

Tcher- Netaji, apka ...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

its hard 2 live alon...

its hard 2 live alone....
its harder 2 chose sum1 2 love...but the hardest part of loving is 2 admit that u have falling in love with sum1 who can never b urs.

Kitni Zulfain Khulin...

Kitni Zulfain Khulin Kitnay Aanchal Uray Chand Ko Kia Khaber.
Kitna Maatam Howa Kitnay Aansoo Bahay Chand Ko Kia Khaber..

Girl - ur name? boy...

Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

Na jine ki khusi na ...

Na jine ki khusi na marane ka gam.
Gam to h ap se na milane ka gam.
Jite h is ash me, ki kabhi ap hamare ho jaoge.
Marate h nahi ki ap akele rah jaoge.

Girl: I Like U...

Girl: I Like Ur 'Teeth'.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
(_")

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Apr 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

PATNI NE KAR DI DI ...

PATNI NE KAR DI DI PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI ! KI USNE " PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....

Kyu Khafa Hokar Mujh...

Kyu Khafa Hokar Mujhe Rulate Ho Raato Ko Jagate Ho, Manta Hu Sikwe Tumhe H. Shikyat Mujhe Bhi H. Q Khud Jalte Ho Mujhe Bhi Jalate Ho..

Bijlee ki taar or la...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

Snta- Ye Chhota Meda...

Snta- Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H? Bnta- Gane K Liye, Snta- Aur Ye Bada Wala? Bnta- Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

Tcher- Netaji, apka ...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

its hard 2 live alon...

its hard 2 live alone.... its harder 2 chose sum1 2 love...but the hardest part of loving is 2 admit that u have falling in love with sum1 who can never b urs.

Kitni Zulfain Khulin...

Kitni Zulfain Khulin Kitnay Aanchal Uray Chand Ko Kia Khaber. Kitna Maatam Howa Kitnay Aansoo Bahay Chand Ko Kia Khaber..

Girl - ur name? boy...

Girl - ur name? boy- black lion G -r u joking? B - no, it means kaalu singh. and ur's girl- Soft underwear boy-r u joking? girl-no it means komal chadda.

Na jine ki khusi na ...

Na jine ki khusi na marane ka gam. Gam to h ap se na milane ka gam. Jite h is ash me, ki kabhi ap hamare ho jaoge. Marate h nahi ki ap akele rah jaoge.

Girl: I Like U...

Girl: I Like Ur 'Teeth'. Boy: Oh Really, Why? Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color. (_")

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PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....

Kyu Khafa Hokar Mujhe Rulate Ho
Raato Ko Jagate Ho,
Manta Hu Sikwe Tumhe H.
Shikyat Mujhe Bhi H.
Q Khud Jalte Ho Mujhe Bhi Jalate Ho..

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

Snta- Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta- Gane K Liye,
Snta- Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta- Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

its hard 2 live alone....
its harder 2 chose sum1 2 love...but the hardest part of loving is 2 admit that u have falling in love with sum1 who can never b urs.

Kitni Zulfain Khulin Kitnay Aanchal Uray Chand Ko Kia Khaber.
Kitna Maatam Howa Kitnay Aansoo Bahay Chand Ko Kia Khaber..

Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

Na jine ki khusi na marane ka gam.
Gam to h ap se na milane ka gam.
Jite h is ash me, ki kabhi ap hamare ho jaoge.
Marate h nahi ki ap akele rah jaoge.

Girl: I Like Ur 'Teeth'.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
(_")