Apr 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Dekho mousam kitna s...

Dekho mousam kitna suhana h,
thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h,
kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost,
kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I was in a taxi whn ...

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said:

I luv this job I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.

Then I replied "Aage se left le.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q To sindhi:agr apko...

Q To sindhi:agr apko Grmi lage to ap kya karte ho?
Sindhi:Cooler ke samne baith jata hu.
Q:Agar bahut Grmi lge to?
Sindhi:To Coolar chla leta hu..!-

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ramlal: Doctor sahab...

Ramlal: Doctor sahab! me chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.

Doctor: ha ha bilkul

Ramlal: toh phir theek h warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi h.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey ...

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte h?
.
Bhagwan- haa beta!
.
Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rajnikant's att...

Rajnikant's attitude as a student:

He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He
solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK
ANY 100.. !!!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mehman khana khate h...

Mehman khana khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha h.

Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya horela h bidu, ...

Kya horela h bidu,
Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,
isich waste tere ku SMS kiyela h.
Tu apun ka MAST Friend h, Miss to karegaich na!
chal rply chipka

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Apr 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Dekho mousam kitna s...

Dekho mousam kitna suhana h,
thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h,
kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost,
kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.

I was in a taxi whn ...

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said:

I luv this job I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.

Then I replied "Aage se left le.

Q To sindhi:agr apko...

Q To sindhi:agr apko Grmi lage to ap kya karte ho?
Sindhi:Cooler ke samne baith jata hu.
Q:Agar bahut Grmi lge to?
Sindhi:To Coolar chla leta hu..!-

Ramlal: Doctor sahab...

Ramlal: Doctor sahab! me chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.

Doctor: ha ha bilkul

Ramlal: toh phir theek h warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi h.

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey ...

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte h?
.
Bhagwan- haa beta!
.
Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.

Rajnikant's att...

Rajnikant's attitude as a student:

He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He
solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK
ANY 100.. !!!

Mehman khana khate h...

Mehman khana khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha h.

Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.

Kya horela h bidu, ...

Kya horela h bidu,
Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,
isich waste tere ku SMS kiyela h.
Tu apun ka MAST Friend h, Miss to karegaich na!
chal rply chipka

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Apr 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Dekho mousam kitna s...

Dekho mousam kitna suhana h, thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h, kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost, kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.

I was in a taxi whn ...

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said: I luv this job I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do. Then I replied "Aage se left le.

Q To sindhi:agr apko...

Q To sindhi:agr apko Grmi lage to ap kya karte ho? Sindhi:Cooler ke samne baith jata hu. Q:Agar bahut Grmi lge to? Sindhi:To Coolar chla leta hu..!-

Ramlal: Doctor sahab...

Ramlal: Doctor sahab! me chasma lagakar pad sakuga na. Doctor: ha ha bilkul Ramlal: toh phir theek h warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi h.

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey ...

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte h? . Bhagwan- haa beta! . Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.

Rajnikant's att...

Rajnikant's attitude as a student: He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK ANY 100.. !!!

Mehman khana khate h...

Mehman khana khate hue bole: Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha h. Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.

Kya horela h bidu, ...

Kya horela h bidu, Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha, isich waste tere ku SMS kiyela h. Tu apun ka MAST Friend h, Miss to karegaich na! chal rply chipka

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Dekho mousam kitna suhana h,
thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h,
kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost,
kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said:

I luv this job I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.

Then I replied "Aage se left le.

Q To sindhi:agr apko Grmi lage to ap kya karte ho?
Sindhi:Cooler ke samne baith jata hu.
Q:Agar bahut Grmi lge to?
Sindhi:To Coolar chla leta hu..!-

Ramlal: Doctor sahab! me chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.

Doctor: ha ha bilkul

Ramlal: toh phir theek h warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi h.

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte h?
.
Bhagwan- haa beta!
.
Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.

Rajnikant's attitude as a student:

He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He
solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK
ANY 100.. !!!

Mehman khana khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha h.

Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.

Kya horela h bidu,
Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,
isich waste tere ku SMS kiyela h.
Tu apun ka MAST Friend h, Miss to karegaich na!
chal rply chipka