Apr 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Son was crying.. ...

Son was crying..

Dad came & asked why r u crying?
Tell me, i m ur friend na..

Son: kuch nhi yaar!
horlicks jyada mang liya to teri item ne baja dala.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Baap: Sharab, Cigare...

Baap: Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman H.
Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba;

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Maa:Aj school say it...

Maa:Aj school say itni jaldi agay?
Son:Machar maara to teacher nay chuti day di.
Maa:Aisa kiyo?
Son:Machar teacher ke gaal par betha tha.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 pagal khali paper ...

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal:Ye kya h?
1Pagal: Love letter h.
2pagal:Magar ye to khali h.
1Pagal:Aj kal bol chal band h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dr:Jab aapko pata th...

Dr:Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke kanme ghusi to aap chup Q the.
Santa: 1st cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga k chipkali use pakadne gai he..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha...

Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha
Boy:Apke Kehne Par Me Dirty Picture Dekhne Gya Tha
M:Maine Aisa Kab Kha?
B: Apne To Kha Tha ?
Bachco,VIDYA Me Man Lagao.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If "Muwaa...

If "Muwaah" is a KissÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.
THen . . . .
"Kalmuaah"
Must be a kiss Promised For Tomorrow :-*

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Life is pretty much ...

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but I wont
miss out letting you know that life is
worth living with someone like you around.

By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FLIRT)

A smile is the best ...

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart.

By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FLIRT)

It takes a strong he...

It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a stronger heart to continue
to love after it has been hurt...

By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FLIRT)

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Apr 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Son was crying.. ...

Son was crying..

Dad came & asked why r u crying?
Tell me, i m ur friend na..

Son: kuch nhi yaar!
horlicks jyada mang liya to teri item ne baja dala.

Baap: Sharab, Cigare...

Baap: Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman H.
Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba;

Maa:Aj school say it...

Maa:Aj school say itni jaldi agay?
Son:Machar maara to teacher nay chuti day di.
Maa:Aisa kiyo?
Son:Machar teacher ke gaal par betha tha.

1 pagal khali paper ...

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal:Ye kya h?
1Pagal: Love letter h.
2pagal:Magar ye to khali h.
1Pagal:Aj kal bol chal band h.

Dr:Jab aapko pata th...

Dr:Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke kanme ghusi to aap chup Q the.
Santa: 1st cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga k chipkali use pakadne gai he..

Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha...

Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha
Boy:Apke Kehne Par Me Dirty Picture Dekhne Gya Tha
M:Maine Aisa Kab Kha?
B: Apne To Kha Tha ?
Bachco,VIDYA Me Man Lagao.

If "Muwaa...

If "Muwaah" is a KissÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.
THen . . . .
"Kalmuaah"
Must be a kiss Promised For Tomorrow :-*

Life is pretty much ...

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but I wont
miss out letting you know that life is
worth living with someone like you around.

A smile is the best ...

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart.

It takes a strong he...

It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a stronger heart to continue
to love after it has been hurt...

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Apr 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Son was crying.. ...

Son was crying.. Dad came & asked why r u crying? Tell me, i m ur friend na.. Son: kuch nhi yaar! horlicks jyada mang liya to teri item ne baja dala.

Baap: Sharab, Cigare...

Baap: Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman H. Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba;

Maa:Aj school say it...

Maa:Aj school say itni jaldi agay? Son:Machar maara to teacher nay chuti day di. Maa:Aisa kiyo? Son:Machar teacher ke gaal par betha tha.

1 pagal khali paper ...

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha. 2pagal:Ye kya h? 1Pagal: Love letter h. 2pagal:Magar ye to khali h. 1Pagal:Aj kal bol chal band h.

Dr:Jab aapko pata th...

Dr:Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke kanme ghusi to aap chup Q the. Santa: 1st cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga k chipkali use pakadne gai he..

Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha...

Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha Boy:Apke Kehne Par Me Dirty Picture Dekhne Gya Tha M:Maine Aisa Kab Kha? B: Apne To Kha Tha ? Bachco,VIDYA Me Man Lagao.

If "Muwaa...

If "Muwaah" is a KissÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. THen . . . . "Kalmuaah" Must be a kiss Promised For Tomorrow :-*

Life is pretty much ...

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I wont miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

A smile is the best ...

A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart.

It takes a strong he...

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

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Son was crying..

Dad came & asked why r u crying?
Tell me, i m ur friend na..

Son: kuch nhi yaar!
horlicks jyada mang liya to teri item ne baja dala.

Baap: Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman H.
Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba;

Maa:Aj school say itni jaldi agay?
Son:Machar maara to teacher nay chuti day di.
Maa:Aisa kiyo?
Son:Machar teacher ke gaal par betha tha.

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal:Ye kya h?
1Pagal: Love letter h.
2pagal:Magar ye to khali h.
1Pagal:Aj kal bol chal band h.

Dr:Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke kanme ghusi to aap chup Q the.
Santa: 1st cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga k chipkali use pakadne gai he..

Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha
Boy:Apke Kehne Par Me Dirty Picture Dekhne Gya Tha
M:Maine Aisa Kab Kha?
B: Apne To Kha Tha ?
Bachco,VIDYA Me Man Lagao.

If "Muwaah" is a KissÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.
THen . . . .
"Kalmuaah"
Must be a kiss Promised For Tomorrow :-*

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but I wont
miss out letting you know that life is
worth living with someone like you around.

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart.

It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a stronger heart to continue
to love after it has been hurt...