Apr 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Asaram is one of tho...

Asaram is one of those lucky guys who can brag that his son "Narayan Prem Sai" went on him!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

On a dark night near...

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend,
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"Darling, are you there?"

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man: Darling, if you...

Man: Darling, if you marry me I'll satisfy your smallest wishes.
Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

An Innovative taglin...

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio:
We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Boss to his Friend: ...

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

At a playhouse theat...

At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet!
The response: We're actors, not plumbers.
The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Brodus Clay challeng...

Brodus Clay challenges Adrian Neville in the main event of NXT.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pani ka 1 katra aank...

Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi,
Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi,
Tujhse mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi

By: Ankita Arora
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (MISS U)

Kab tak khud ko rok ...

Kab tak khud ko rok payegi,
Bina mere woh na reh payegi.
Main bas junga uski yaado mein iss tarah,
Ki phir woh doosro ko yaad karna bhool jayegi

By: Ankita Arora
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (MISS U)

Dil ki halat kisi se...

Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati,
Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati,
Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha,
Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi aati.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (MISS U)

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Apr 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Asaram is one of tho...

Asaram is one of those lucky guys who can brag that his son "Narayan Prem Sai" went on him!

On a dark night near...

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend,
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Darling, are you there?"

Man: Darling, if you...

Man: Darling, if you marry me I'll satisfy your smallest wishes.
Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?

An Innovative taglin...

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio:
We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!

Boss to his Friend: ...

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

At a playhouse theat...

At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet!
The response: We're actors, not plumbers.
The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!

Brodus Clay challeng...

Brodus Clay challenges Adrian Neville in the main event of NXT.

Pani ka 1 katra aank...

Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi,
Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi,
Tujhse mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi

Kab tak khud ko rok ...

Kab tak khud ko rok payegi,
Bina mere woh na reh payegi.
Main bas junga uski yaado mein iss tarah,
Ki phir woh doosro ko yaad karna bhool jayegi

Dil ki halat kisi se...

Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati,
Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati,
Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha,
Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi aati.

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Apr 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Asaram is one of tho...

Asaram is one of those lucky guys who can brag that his son "Narayan Prem Sai" went on him!

On a dark night near...

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . "Darling, are you there?"

Man: Darling, if you...

Man: Darling, if you marry me I'll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?

An Innovative taglin...

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!

Boss to his Friend: ...

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

At a playhouse theat...

At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet! The response: We're actors, not plumbers. The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!

Brodus Clay challeng...

Brodus Clay challenges Adrian Neville in the main event of NXT.

Pani ka 1 katra aank...

Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi, Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi, Tujhse mile zamana hua magar, yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi

Kab tak khud ko rok ...

Kab tak khud ko rok payegi, Bina mere woh na reh payegi. Main bas junga uski yaado mein iss tarah, Ki phir woh doosro ko yaad karna bhool jayegi

Dil ki halat kisi se...

Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati, Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati, Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha, Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi aati.

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On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend,
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Darling, are you there?"

Man: Darling, if you marry me I'll satisfy your smallest wishes.
Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio:
We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet!
The response: We're actors, not plumbers.
The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!

Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi,
Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi,
Tujhse mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi

Kab tak khud ko rok payegi,
Bina mere woh na reh payegi.
Main bas junga uski yaado mein iss tarah,
Ki phir woh doosro ko yaad karna bhool jayegi

Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati,
Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati,
Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha,
Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi aati.