Apr 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lady Doctor: Tum roz...

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dosto aur Popcorn ke...

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
.
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h...

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Ke...

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
.
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If a boy gives a lov...

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER.

Feel the difference.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Apr 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza.

Lady Doctor: Tum roz...

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.

Dosto aur Popcorn ke...

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
.
.
Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
.
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h...

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Ke...

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
.
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

If a boy gives a lov...

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER.

Feel the difference.

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni..

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day.

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy..

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Apr 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola Aur hai b Bilkul taaza.

Lady Doctor: Tum roz...

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.

Dosto aur Popcorn ke...

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity. . . Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai. . PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI. ..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-) YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h...

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Ke...

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya . . . Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

If a boy gives a lov...

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference.

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni..

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha, ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola I LOVE MY INDIA :D Have a Nice Day.

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy..

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza.

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
.
.
Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
.
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h...

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
.
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER.

Feel the difference.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni..

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day.

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy..