Feb 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Sardar : Mujhe phone...

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

5 sardars were caugh...

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,
They were called for an Identification parade.
When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar moving around...

Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,
Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!

Replies the Parrot..!!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar 15 saal tak r...

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

2 6akke sardar ke Gh...

2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye,
Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100...

Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi H.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

MATHS MAGIC: 1383...

MATHS MAGIC:

1383 UR AGE *73 = ?

Just try it,You will be gettin an interesting result.

Just try it..

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar toilet me bet...

Sardar toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare.
Now sardar at his best once again.
Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ambani: If I start d...

Ambani: If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset..

Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaa...

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal:

1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao..

Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train me ek sardar k...

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.

Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.

Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Feb 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar : Mujhe phone...

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!

5 sardars were caugh...

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,
They were called for an Identification parade.
When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!

Sardar moving around...

Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,
Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!

Replies the Parrot..!!

Sardar 15 saal tak r...

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

2 6akke sardar ke Gh...

2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye,
Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100...

Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi H.

MATHS MAGIC: 1383...

MATHS MAGIC:

1383 UR AGE *73 = ?

Just try it,You will be gettin an interesting result.

Just try it..

Sardar toilet me bet...

Sardar toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare.
Now sardar at his best once again.
Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya.

Ambani: If I start d...

Ambani: If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset..

Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it.

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaa...

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal:

1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao..

Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!

Train me ek sardar k...

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.

Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.

Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

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Feb 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar : Mujhe phone...

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he. Police: Kaun He Wo? Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!

5 sardars were caugh...

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE, They were called for an Identification parade. When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!

Sardar moving around...

Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder, Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar.. Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!! Replies the Parrot..!!

Sardar 15 saal tak r...

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta! Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

2 6akke sardar ke Gh...

2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye, Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100... Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi H.

MATHS MAGIC: 1383...

MATHS MAGIC: 1383 *UR AGE* *73 = ? Just try it,You will be gettin an interesting result. Just try it..

Sardar toilet me bet...

Sardar toilet me betha tha, Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare. Now sardar at his best once again. Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya.

Ambani: If I start d...

Ambani: If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset.. Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it.

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaa...

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal: 1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao.. Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!

Train me ek sardar k...

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya. Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla. Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

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Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,
They were called for an Identification parade.
When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!

Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,
Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!

Replies the Parrot..!!

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye,
Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100...

Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi H.

MATHS MAGIC:

1383 UR AGE *73 = ?

Just try it,You will be gettin an interesting result.

Just try it..

Sardar toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare.
Now sardar at his best once again.
Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya.

Ambani: If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset..

Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it.

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal:

1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao..

Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.

Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.

Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?