Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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1 boy on his way 2 h...

1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the roadÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

New way of writting ...

New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don't know the answer,
then put lines like this :
||||||||||
and write below :
"Scratch here for ANSWERS"

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jyotish ladke ke haa...

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
"Beta tum bahut padhoge"
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife : Ye aap ki shi...

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: whenever we ke...

Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do?
.
.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

" 4 U " A...

" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein...

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke baigairat...
.
Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aa...

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
.
To...
.
Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 H...

1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 Haqiqat Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne Pade,

Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aj Dogs Day hy, To ...

Aj Dogs Day hy,
To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?
Isiliye to me kehta hu,
mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

1 boy on his way 2 h...

1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the roadÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

New way of writting ...

New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don't know the answer,
then put lines like this :
||||||||||
and write below :
"Scratch here for ANSWERS"

Jyotish ladke ke haa...

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
"Beta tum bahut padhoge"
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???

Wife : Ye aap ki shi...

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Wife: whenever we ke...

Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do?
.
.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them

" 4 U " A...

" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein...

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke baigairat...
.
Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aa...

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
.
To...
.
Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo.

1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 H...

1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 Haqiqat Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne Pade,

Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum.

Aj Dogs Day hy, To ...

Aj Dogs Day hy,
To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?
Isiliye to me kehta hu,
mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy.

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Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

1 boy on his way 2 h...

1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the roadÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

New way of writting ...

New way of writting answers in exams. If you don't know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : "Scratch here for ANSWERS"

Jyotish ladke ke haa...

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola "Beta tum bahut padhoge" Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???

Wife : Ye aap ki shi...

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya? Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Wife: whenever we ke...

Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do? . . Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them

" 4 U " A...

" 4 U " Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum BARBAD Ho Gaye.. Gaur Farmaye Ga.. Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad Ho Gaye.. Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein...

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke baigairat... . Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aa...

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai... . To... . Kutta Mar Jata Hai Aap Tension Mat Lo.

1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 H...

1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 Haqiqat Ho Tum. Dosti Me Padne Wali Har Zaroorat Ho Tum. Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne Pade, Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum.

Aj Dogs Day hy, To ...

Aj Dogs Day hy, To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy? Isiliye to me kehta hu, mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy.

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1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the roadÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don't know the answer,
then put lines like this :
||||||||||
and write below :
"Scratch here for ANSWERS"

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
"Beta tum bahut padhoge"
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do?
.
.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them

" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke baigairat...
.
Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
.
To...
.
Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo.

1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 Haqiqat Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne Pade,

Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum.

Aj Dogs Day hy,
To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?
Isiliye to me kehta hu,
mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy.