Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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STRESS-When your wif...

STRESS-When your wife is prgnt
TENSION-When your girl friend is prgnt
PANIC-When both are prgnt
TRAGIC-When you are not responsible for their pregnancy

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Thought for the nigh...

Thought for the night:
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Best Error Message O...

Best Error Message Of The Century.....!!

An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Press F1 to Continue...

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I like three things ...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori h,

Q?

Qki dono k nam me RIN ata h,
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

STRESS-When your wif...

STRESS-When your wife is prgnt
TENSION-When your girl friend is prgnt
PANIC-When both are prgnt
TRAGIC-When you are not responsible for their pregnancy

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai.

Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

Thought for the nigh...

Thought for the night:
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better!

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend.

Best Error Message O...

Best Error Message Of The Century.....!!

An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Press F1 to Continue...

I like three things ...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori h,

Q?

Qki dono k nam me RIN ata h,
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

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Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

STRESS-When your wif...

STRESS-When your wife is prgnt TENSION-When your girl friend is prgnt PANIC-When both are prgnt TRAGIC-When you are not responsible for their pregnancy

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact A women worries about her future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan, . Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan, . Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge, . Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai.

Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ? Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ? . Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

Thought for the nigh...

Thought for the night: Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future! Better kill some mosquitoes in that time. So that you can sleep better!

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend.

Best Error Message O...

Best Error Message Of The Century.....!! An Error Shown By A Computer: No Keyboard Connected!! . . . . . . . . . . . . Press F1 to Continue...

I like three things ...

I like three things . 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. "You" . Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink, and "you" to ..... .. .. .. Oh Hello! . Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA do...

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori h, Q? Qki dono k nam me RIN ata h, RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

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STRESS-When your wife is prgnt
TENSION-When your girl friend is prgnt
PANIC-When both are prgnt
TRAGIC-When you are not responsible for their pregnancy

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai.

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

Thought for the night:
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better!

Best Error Message Of The Century.....!!

An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Press F1 to Continue...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori h,

Q?

Qki dono k nam me RIN ata h,
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.