Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Agar ap ko koi bhi a...

Agar ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to
kripya use na khole
ushme meri photo ho sakti h
apki zara si laparwahi apko mera diwana bana sakti h.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lady to Dr - mera be...

Lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dus...

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek dukhi admi bola a...

Ek dukhi admi bola aisi jindagi se maut achi achank yamdut aye aur bole hm tumhe lene aye h
dukhi admi- ye lo ab dukhi aadmi mazak bhi nhi kr sakata.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Face pe sweet smile ...

Face pe sweet smile hai,
Hath me rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai,
Fir bhi SMS nhi karna,
Ye kya bhav khane ki style h.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gabar: Aj maine basa...

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Aurat ne ishara ka...

1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana h?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi h,

Bacha ro raha h.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Raju- agr mere hath ...

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mohobbat k raste me ...

Mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
wah wah
mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
Meri mano isi raste pr Medical store khol do..mast chalega.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher : I Love u k...

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha.

Std. : China mai, kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Agar ap ko koi bhi a...

Agar ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to
kripya use na khole
ushme meri photo ho sakti h
apki zara si laparwahi apko mera diwana bana sakti h.

Lady to Dr - mera be...

Lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dus...

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

Ek dukhi admi bola a...

Ek dukhi admi bola aisi jindagi se maut achi achank yamdut aye aur bole hm tumhe lene aye h
dukhi admi- ye lo ab dukhi aadmi mazak bhi nhi kr sakata.

Face pe sweet smile ...

Face pe sweet smile hai,
Hath me rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai,
Fir bhi SMS nhi karna,
Ye kya bhav khane ki style h.

Gabar: Aj maine basa...

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

1 Aurat ne ishara ka...

1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana h?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi h,

Bacha ro raha h.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do.

Raju- agr mere hath ...

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

Mohobbat k raste me ...

Mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
wah wah
mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
Meri mano isi raste pr Medical store khol do..mast chalega.

Teacher : I Love u k...

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha.

Std. : China mai, kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak.

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Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Agar ap ko koi bhi a...

Agar ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to kripya use na khole ushme meri photo ho sakti h apki zara si laparwahi apko mera diwana bana sakti h.

Lady to Dr - mera be...

Lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya. Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dus...

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

Ek dukhi admi bola a...

Ek dukhi admi bola aisi jindagi se maut achi achank yamdut aye aur bole hm tumhe lene aye h dukhi admi- ye lo ab dukhi aadmi mazak bhi nhi kr sakata.

Face pe sweet smile ...

Face pe sweet smile hai, Hath me rapchik mobile hai, Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai, Fir bhi SMS nhi karna, Ye kya bhav khane ki style h.

Gabar: Aj maine basa...

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha. Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

1 Aurat ne ishara ka...

1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rhi bus ko roka. Driver: Kaha jana h? Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi h, Bacha ro raha h. Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do.

Raju- agr mere hath ...

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai desh ki taqdir badal dunga. Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen rakha hai.

Mohobbat k raste me ...

Mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega, wah wah mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega, Meri mano isi raste pr Medical store khol do..mast chalega.

Teacher : I Love u k...

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha. Std. : China mai, kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak.

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Agar ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to
kripya use na khole
ushme meri photo ho sakti h
apki zara si laparwahi apko mera diwana bana sakti h.

Lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

Ek dukhi admi bola aisi jindagi se maut achi achank yamdut aye aur bole hm tumhe lene aye h
dukhi admi- ye lo ab dukhi aadmi mazak bhi nhi kr sakata.

Face pe sweet smile hai,
Hath me rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai,
Fir bhi SMS nhi karna,
Ye kya bhav khane ki style h.

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana h?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi h,

Bacha ro raha h.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do.

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

Mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
wah wah
mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
Meri mano isi raste pr Medical store khol do..mast chalega.

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha.

Std. : China mai, kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak.