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Feb 19, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa went out to bu...
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ;)
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Q: Why did Santa thr...
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta sent sms to Sa...
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Oye, tu to Do...
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa- Aisi patni ko...
Santa- Aisi patni ko kya kahenge joBeautiful ho,Intelligent ho,Husband ko samjhe,Aur kabhi Narazgi na kare...Banta- "AFWAH". :-D
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
pappa: mummy kyu chu...
pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diya.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: mera beta raa...
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa:wo book facebook thi, isliye.
By:
Sanjay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Jitne channel Tv ke,...
Jitne channel Tv ke,
Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
Tv chalta hai remote se,
Biwi chalta hai Note se.
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
PATI-PATNI
)
Patni: Kaash tum ais...
Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
PATI-PATNI
)
Patni:-sharab peen e...
Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
PATI-PATNI
)
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