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Feb 19, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Whats life ? Life i...

Whats life ?
Life is love.

Whats love ?
Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

One boy went to meet...

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Woh bhi kiy din the ...

Woh bhi kiy din the jab log hame dewano ki tarha kiss kiya karte the,
Magar apni kismat hi bure the un dinon hum 2 saal k huwa karte the.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Hans Baliye Santa st...

Hans Baliye Santa started a college: Thename of the college is......"
Santa Medical College ofEngineering for Law...!!.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sir:Chalo Newt...

Sir:Chalo Newton's law batao?
SANTA:Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai.
Sir: chalo utna hi batao.
SANTA- And dis is called d Newton's law.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Aisi Jagah Ka...

Santa: Aisi Jagah Ka Nam Bta, Jise Bnaya Toh Mard Ne h, Fir b Wo Waha Ja Nhi Skta?.
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Banta: LADIES TOILET!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Nurse: Mubarak ho Aa...

Nurse: Mubarak ho Aapke ghar beta paida hua hai.
Santa: Wahe guru...Kya Technology hai.
Biwi yahan hospital me aur Beta ghar me paida hua hai.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Baju k ghar s...

Santa: Baju k ghar se IODEX mang k la.
Wife: Wo log nhi denge.
Santa: Ha!Bade kanjos or kamine log hai Chal Apni hi almari se nikal le.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa ne raat ko uth...

santa ne raat ko uthkar machis jalai Or fir so Gaya.
banta ne poocha -kya hua?
santa:-mai dekh raha tha ki tune BULB Off kiya hai ya nhi.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Itne kam mark...

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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