Jan 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Darya Wafaon Ka Kabh...

Darya Wafaon Ka Kabhi Rukta Nahi

Mohabat Me Insan Kabhi Jhukta Nahi

Khamosh H Hum Unki Khushi Ke Liye

Aur Wo Samajh Baithe H Ki Dil Humara Dukhta Nahi.

By: Dev
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)

Teacher:1 Se 10 Tak ...

Teacher:1 Se 10 Tak Count Karke Batao
Santa:1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher:6 Kaha H
Santa:aj Subah TV Pe News Bata Raha Tha
Ek Bus Durghatana Me 6 Ki Maut Ho Gayi

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sardar Bike Par A...

Ek Sardar Bike Par Apni Behen Ke Saath Ja Raha Tha,
Ek Ladka Bola "Oye Sardar Kinni Soni Biwi H
Sardar Gusse Me-Oye Biwi Hogi Teri Meri To Behen H.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Its a magic *...

Its a magic
*
Ek"glass
Thanda Pani Lo,

Aur
Use Apne Baju
Me
Baithe Shaksh
Par Dal do,

Ye
Thanda paani
Use Garam Kar
Dega.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Once Went Out ...

Santa Once Went Out To A Movie From 9 To 12 But Came Out From The Hall At 10.why??! Because,the Name Of The Movie Was Dastak!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Shadhi Me Ladkiyo Ko...

Shadhi Me Ladkiyo Ko Itna Sajate Kyu H.
Jaante Ho?
.
Kyuki:
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Maal Kaisi Bhi Ho Packing Aachi Honi Chahiye.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lady Doctor To Kid: ...

Lady Doctor To Kid: Lambi Sans Lo
Or Kuch Mehsoos Karo
Kid: 0kay
Lady Doctor: What Do U Feel Now.
Kid:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Your Body Spray Is Amazing.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher:kal School K...

Teacher:kal School Kyu Nahi Aye
Boy:girl Friend Se Milne Gaya Tha
Teacher:Kis Liye
Boy:Yes,Sir
Teacher:Mene Puchha Kis Liye
Boy:Liye Sir,Bahut Sare Kiss Liye

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke N...

1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke Ne Dil Manga To Ladki Ne
Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Ladki Apne Sath Bachha Lekar Aayi Or
Ladke Ko De Diya Kyu?
Dil To Bachha Hai Ji.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nurse To Patient Wit...

Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head: Your
Name?
Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, Car Accident

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jan 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Darya Wafaon Ka Kabh...

Darya Wafaon Ka Kabhi Rukta Nahi

Mohabat Me Insan Kabhi Jhukta Nahi

Khamosh H Hum Unki Khushi Ke Liye

Aur Wo Samajh Baithe H Ki Dil Humara Dukhta Nahi.

Teacher:1 Se 10 Tak ...

Teacher:1 Se 10 Tak Count Karke Batao
Santa:1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher:6 Kaha H
Santa:aj Subah TV Pe News Bata Raha Tha
Ek Bus Durghatana Me 6 Ki Maut Ho Gayi

Ek Sardar Bike Par A...

Ek Sardar Bike Par Apni Behen Ke Saath Ja Raha Tha,
Ek Ladka Bola "Oye Sardar Kinni Soni Biwi H
Sardar Gusse Me-Oye Biwi Hogi Teri Meri To Behen H.

Its a magic *...

Its a magic
*
Ek"glass
Thanda Pani Lo,

Aur
Use Apne Baju
Me
Baithe Shaksh
Par Dal do,

Ye
Thanda paani
Use Garam Kar
Dega.

Santa Once Went Out ...

Santa Once Went Out To A Movie From 9 To 12 But Came Out From The Hall At 10.why??! Because,the Name Of The Movie Was Dastak!!

Shadhi Me Ladkiyo Ko...

Shadhi Me Ladkiyo Ko Itna Sajate Kyu H.
Jaante Ho?
.
Kyuki:
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Maal Kaisi Bhi Ho Packing Aachi Honi Chahiye.

Lady Doctor To Kid: ...

Lady Doctor To Kid: Lambi Sans Lo
Or Kuch Mehsoos Karo
Kid: 0kay
Lady Doctor: What Do U Feel Now.
Kid:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Your Body Spray Is Amazing.

Teacher:kal School K...

Teacher:kal School Kyu Nahi Aye
Boy:girl Friend Se Milne Gaya Tha
Teacher:Kis Liye
Boy:Yes,Sir
Teacher:Mene Puchha Kis Liye
Boy:Liye Sir,Bahut Sare Kiss Liye

1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke N...

1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke Ne Dil Manga To Ladki Ne
Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Ladki Apne Sath Bachha Lekar Aayi Or
Ladke Ko De Diya Kyu?
Dil To Bachha Hai Ji.

Nurse To Patient Wit...

Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head: Your
Name?
Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, Car Accident

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Jan 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Darya Wafaon Ka Kabh...

Darya Wafaon Ka Kabhi Rukta Nahi Mohabat Me Insan Kabhi Jhukta Nahi Khamosh H Hum Unki Khushi Ke Liye Aur Wo Samajh Baithe H Ki Dil Humara Dukhta Nahi.

Teacher:1 Se 10 Tak ...

Teacher:1 Se 10 Tak Count Karke Batao Santa:1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10 Teacher:6 Kaha H Santa:aj Subah TV Pe News Bata Raha Tha Ek Bus Durghatana Me 6 Ki Maut Ho Gayi

Ek Sardar Bike Par A...

Ek Sardar Bike Par Apni Behen Ke Saath Ja Raha Tha, Ek Ladka Bola "Oye Sardar Kinni Soni Biwi H Sardar Gusse Me-Oye Biwi Hogi Teri Meri To Behen H.

Its a magic *...

Its a magic * Ek"glass Thanda Pani Lo, Aur Use Apne Baju Me Baithe Shaksh Par Dal do, Ye Thanda paani Use Garam Kar Dega.

Santa Once Went Out ...

Santa Once Went Out To A Movie From 9 To 12 But Came Out From The Hall At 10.why??! Because,the Name Of The Movie Was Dastak!!

Shadhi Me Ladkiyo Ko...

Shadhi Me Ladkiyo Ko Itna Sajate Kyu H. Jaante Ho? . Kyuki: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Maal Kaisi Bhi Ho Packing Aachi Honi Chahiye.

Lady Doctor To Kid: ...

Lady Doctor To Kid: Lambi Sans Lo Or Kuch Mehsoos Karo Kid: 0kay Lady Doctor: What Do U Feel Now. Kid: . . . . . . . . Your Body Spray Is Amazing.

Teacher:kal School K...

Teacher:kal School Kyu Nahi Aye Boy:girl Friend Se Milne Gaya Tha Teacher:Kis Liye Boy:Yes,Sir Teacher:Mene Puchha Kis Liye Boy:Liye Sir,Bahut Sare Kiss Liye

1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke N...

1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke Ne Dil Manga To Ladki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi Next Day Ladki Apne Sath Bachha Lekar Aayi Or Ladke Ko De Diya Kyu? Dil To Bachha Hai Ji.

Nurse To Patient Wit...

Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, Car Accident

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Darya Wafaon Ka Kabhi Rukta Nahi

Mohabat Me Insan Kabhi Jhukta Nahi

Khamosh H Hum Unki Khushi Ke Liye

Aur Wo Samajh Baithe H Ki Dil Humara Dukhta Nahi.

Teacher:1 Se 10 Tak Count Karke Batao
Santa:1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher:6 Kaha H
Santa:aj Subah TV Pe News Bata Raha Tha
Ek Bus Durghatana Me 6 Ki Maut Ho Gayi

Ek Sardar Bike Par Apni Behen Ke Saath Ja Raha Tha,
Ek Ladka Bola "Oye Sardar Kinni Soni Biwi H
Sardar Gusse Me-Oye Biwi Hogi Teri Meri To Behen H.

Its a magic
*
Ek"glass
Thanda Pani Lo,

Aur
Use Apne Baju
Me
Baithe Shaksh
Par Dal do,

Ye
Thanda paani
Use Garam Kar
Dega.

Shadhi Me Ladkiyo Ko Itna Sajate Kyu H.
Jaante Ho?
.
Kyuki:
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Maal Kaisi Bhi Ho Packing Aachi Honi Chahiye.

Lady Doctor To Kid: Lambi Sans Lo
Or Kuch Mehsoos Karo
Kid: 0kay
Lady Doctor: What Do U Feel Now.
Kid:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Your Body Spray Is Amazing.

Teacher:kal School Kyu Nahi Aye
Boy:girl Friend Se Milne Gaya Tha
Teacher:Kis Liye
Boy:Yes,Sir
Teacher:Mene Puchha Kis Liye
Boy:Liye Sir,Bahut Sare Kiss Liye

1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke Ne Dil Manga To Ladki Ne
Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Ladki Apne Sath Bachha Lekar Aayi Or
Ladke Ko De Diya Kyu?
Dil To Bachha Hai Ji.

Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head: Your
Name?
Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, Car Accident