Jan 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Teacher: Who's ...

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?

Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Why Do Girls ...

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Give Me An Id...

Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Once Santa was tryin...

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Tamilian call up s...

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'

Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ye Mausam bi kitna p...

Ye Mausam bi kitna pyara h,
Karti ye Hawayein kuch ishara h,
Zara samjho inke jazbato ko,
Ye kah rahi hai apko kisi ne Dil se Pukara h.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi...

Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi So Paya Hai,
Bina Yadon K Bhi Koi Reh Paya Hai,
Pyar Apka Dhadkan Hai is Dil Ki,
Bhala Dil Bhi Kabhi Bina Dhadkan K Reh Paya H.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Khushboo ki tarah aa...

Khushboo ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge,
Sukun banker dil me utar jayenge,
Mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye,
Dur hote hue bhi hum pass nazar aayenge.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

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Jan 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher: Who's ...

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?

Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

Santa: Why Do Girls ...

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Santa: Give Me An Id...

Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->

Once Santa was tryin...

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

A Tamilian call up s...

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'

Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'

Ye Mausam bi kitna p...

Ye Mausam bi kitna pyara h,
Karti ye Hawayein kuch ishara h,
Zara samjho inke jazbato ko,
Ye kah rahi hai apko kisi ne Dil se Pukara h.

Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi...

Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi So Paya Hai,
Bina Yadon K Bhi Koi Reh Paya Hai,
Pyar Apka Dhadkan Hai is Dil Ki,
Bhala Dil Bhi Kabhi Bina Dhadkan K Reh Paya H.

Khushboo ki tarah aa...

Khushboo ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge,
Sukun banker dil me utar jayenge,
Mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye,
Dur hote hue bhi hum pass nazar aayenge.

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Jan 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher: Who's ...

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist? Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

Santa: Why Do Girls ...

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Santa: Give Me An Id...

Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;-&gt;

Once Santa was tryin...

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Lady: How can U be so sure? Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour

A Tamilian call up s...

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??' Santa got mad, angrily replied.. 'Hindi tera baap!!!'

Ye Mausam bi kitna p...

Ye Mausam bi kitna pyara h, Karti ye Hawayein kuch ishara h, Zara samjho inke jazbato ko, Ye kah rahi hai apko kisi ne Dil se Pukara h.

Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi...

Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi So Paya Hai, Bina Yadon K Bhi Koi Reh Paya Hai, Pyar Apka Dhadkan Hai is Dil Ki, Bhala Dil Bhi Kabhi Bina Dhadkan K Reh Paya H.

Khushboo ki tarah aa...

Khushboo ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge, Sukun banker dil me utar jayenge, Mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye, Dur hote hue bhi hum pass nazar aayenge.

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Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?

Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'

Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'

Ye Mausam bi kitna pyara h,
Karti ye Hawayein kuch ishara h,
Zara samjho inke jazbato ko,
Ye kah rahi hai apko kisi ne Dil se Pukara h.

Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi So Paya Hai,
Bina Yadon K Bhi Koi Reh Paya Hai,
Pyar Apka Dhadkan Hai is Dil Ki,
Bhala Dil Bhi Kabhi Bina Dhadkan K Reh Paya H.

Khushboo ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge,
Sukun banker dil me utar jayenge,
Mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye,
Dur hote hue bhi hum pass nazar aayenge.