Dec 11, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Pathan apni BV se: D...

Pathan apni BV se: Darling agar main mar gaya to Tum kya karo gi?

BIVI: Jab CH*t hi merwani hai to Kisi se bhi marwa loon gi...!!

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 pandit ki taang ja...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai
Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata h pr viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rhegi

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Freind: Aaj M ne ter...

Freind: Aaj M ne teri bv Ko Nahaty Hue Dekha.
2nd: Kutte Kaminey M Tera Khoon Pe Jaunga.
1st: Abey M Nehar M Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour's panty & put a note on it:
Bhabhi! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Lady Teacher: Zero m...

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h?
Girl: chup rhi,
Teacher: Gusay Se Jawab do Zero me 1 Dalen to kiya hota h?
Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dil hi nahi tere mah...

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain

kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gayab hain

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banane Wale ne ek do...

Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya,
Jise Aap Ke roop m maine Paya,
Jo mere dil m aisa samaya,
Jaise purani haveli m bhoot ka saya

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: SHAYARI (DOSTI/FRIENDSHIP)

Karwa lo maaf apne g...

Karwa lo maaf apne gunah ko Mil jao gale dusmanu se,

Do Garibon ko Jakat Fitr,

Mubarak Hu sabko Eid-ul-Fitr

By: Sonu
Category: FESTIVALS (EID)

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Ku...

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Kuch keh nahi sakta,
Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta,
Kash wo samaj pata is dil ki awaz,
Ki koi hai jo bin Tumhare reh nahi Sakta

By: Radha
Category: SHAYARI (ISHQ/LOVE)

Unke Liye Jo Velntin...

Unke Liye Jo Velntine's Day Ke Din Akele Hain
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Happy Independent Day

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Dec 11, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Pathan apni BV se: D...

Pathan apni BV se: Darling agar main mar gaya to Tum kya karo gi?

BIVI: Jab CH*t hi merwani hai to Kisi se bhi marwa loon gi...!!

1 pandit ki taang ja...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai
Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata h pr viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rhegi

Freind: Aaj M ne ter...

Freind: Aaj M ne teri bv Ko Nahaty Hue Dekha.
2nd: Kutte Kaminey M Tera Khoon Pe Jaunga.
1st: Abey M Nehar M Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour's panty & put a note on it:
Bhabhi! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

Lady Teacher: Zero m...

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h?
Girl: chup rhi,
Teacher: Gusay Se Jawab do Zero me 1 Dalen to kiya hota h?
Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota

Dil hi nahi tere mah...

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain

kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gayab hain

Banane Wale ne ek do...

Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya,
Jise Aap Ke roop m maine Paya,
Jo mere dil m aisa samaya,
Jaise purani haveli m bhoot ka saya

Karwa lo maaf apne g...

Karwa lo maaf apne gunah ko Mil jao gale dusmanu se,

Do Garibon ko Jakat Fitr,

Mubarak Hu sabko Eid-ul-Fitr

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Ku...

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Kuch keh nahi sakta,
Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta,
Kash wo samaj pata is dil ki awaz,
Ki koi hai jo bin Tumhare reh nahi Sakta

Unke Liye Jo Velntin...

Unke Liye Jo Velntine's Day Ke Din Akele Hain
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Dec 11, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Pathan apni BV se: D...

Pathan apni BV se: Darling agar main mar gaya to Tum kya karo gi? BIVI: Jab CH*t hi merwani hai to Kisi se bhi marwa loon gi...!!

1 pandit ki taang ja...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata h pr viagra q? Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rhegi

Freind: Aaj M ne ter...

Freind: Aaj M ne teri bv Ko Nahaty Hue Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kaminey M Tera Khoon Pe Jaunga. 1st: Abey M Nehar M Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour's panty & put a note on it: Bhabhi! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

Lady Teacher: Zero m...

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h? Girl: chup rhi, Teacher: Gusay Se Jawab do Zero me 1 Dalen to kiya hota h? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota

Dil hi nahi tere mah...

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gayab hain

Banane Wale ne ek do...

Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya, Jise Aap Ke roop m maine Paya, Jo mere dil m aisa samaya, Jaise purani haveli m bhoot ka saya

Karwa lo maaf apne g...

Karwa lo maaf apne gunah ko Mil jao gale dusmanu se, Do Garibon ko Jakat Fitr, Mubarak Hu sabko Eid-ul-Fitr

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Ku...

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Kuch keh nahi sakta, Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta, Kash wo samaj pata is dil ki awaz, Ki koi hai jo bin Tumhare reh nahi Sakta

Unke Liye Jo Velntin...

Unke Liye Jo Velntine's Day Ke Din Akele Hain --- -- -- - - --- - --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- Happy Independent Day

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Pathan apni BV se: Darling agar main mar gaya to Tum kya karo gi?

BIVI: Jab CH*t hi merwani hai to Kisi se bhi marwa loon gi...!!

1 pandit ki taang jal gai
Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata h pr viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rhegi

Freind: Aaj M ne teri bv Ko Nahaty Hue Dekha.
2nd: Kutte Kaminey M Tera Khoon Pe Jaunga.
1st: Abey M Nehar M Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour's panty & put a note on it:
Bhabhi! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h?
Girl: chup rhi,
Teacher: Gusay Se Jawab do Zero me 1 Dalen to kiya hota h?
Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain

kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gayab hain

Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya,
Jise Aap Ke roop m maine Paya,
Jo mere dil m aisa samaya,
Jaise purani haveli m bhoot ka saya

Karwa lo maaf apne gunah ko Mil jao gale dusmanu se,

Do Garibon ko Jakat Fitr,

Mubarak Hu sabko Eid-ul-Fitr

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Kuch keh nahi sakta,
Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta,
Kash wo samaj pata is dil ki awaz,
Ki koi hai jo bin Tumhare reh nahi Sakta

Unke Liye Jo Velntine's Day Ke Din Akele Hain
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Happy Independent Day