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Dec 8, 2013 SMS Collection
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Dec 8, 2013 SMS Collection
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Dec 8, 2013 SMS COLLECTION
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sardar bekari ke duk...
sardar bekari ke dukan pe baitha tha
Ek ladki paav lene ayi
Ladki-sardar jee paav hai
Sardar-kya
Ladki-paav hai
Sardar-to kya la*d pe khada hoon behen ch*d
By:
Ashish tiwari
Category:
JOKES
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Adult SMS
)
What did Newto...
What did Newton's Penis say to him after seeing a sexy naked woman?
Answer: Fuck your Law of Gravity. I'm going up!!
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Dali se patte yuhi g...
Dali se patte yuhi gira nahi karte,
bichar k log jyada jiya nahi karte,
kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,
purane hum bar bar padha nahi karte
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...
Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera l*nd thehra hai, Teri g@*and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Still a virgin? bcoz...
Still a virgin? bcoz No-kia.
Why no kiya?
Bcoz no eric-son.
Why no erection?
Bcos no Sie-mens.
Why, bcoz no Mota-laura..
So looking for a re-alliance?
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
We gain and lose thi...
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
A young man asks a k...
A young man asks a kind priest: Father, is it a sin 2 sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child, but the problem is that you guys never sleep!
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Is desh ko SMS ki ja...
Is desh ko SMS ki jarurat h,
SMS ke bina yeh thik se nhi chalega,
Sonia ko bhi SMS pasand h,
SMS TV par bhi dikhaye jayenge!
SMS = Sardar Manmohan Singh
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Marketing lessons: ...
Marketing lessons:
U propose a girl,that's DIRECT MARKETING
Propose on phone that's TELEMARKETING
Girl slaps u after proposal that's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK!
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Kaamvali ko 1 din co...
Kaamvali ko 1 din condom mila
Bai: Malkinn ye kya h?
Malkin: Tere gaon mein SEX nhi karte kya?
Bai: Karte h, pr itna nhi ke l*nd ki KHAAL nikal jaye
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
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