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Nov 21, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Beti: Maa baju wale ...

Beti: Maa baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai.
Maa: Beti bra mat pahna kar fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy: chalo kisi suns...

Boy: chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl: tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl: to phir rehne do...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A boy proposes girl ...

A boy proposes girl
I Love U,
I cant live U,
U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love
Do u love me.
Girl Smile & Says-Bhaiya
hamke angreji nhi ati.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

HELLO meri aavaj aa ...

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
.
kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
.
ab.. ab bhi nahi.
.
abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?

Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tum Bhi Likha Karo S...

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Modern... Obedient....

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mohabbat Sada Tera N...

Mohabbat Sada Tera Naseeb Ho,

Pur Khuloos Chahaain Tera Naseeb Ho,

Tera Har Lamha Ho Khusyon Bhara,

Pur Sukoon Rahatein Tera Naseeb Ho.
SMS uploaded by SHAYARI FREE
By: Sanjeev
Category: SHAYARI (ISHQ/LOVE)

Tum Dost Ho Meray Sa...

Tum Dost Ho Meray Sada K Liye,

Men Zinda Hoon Tumari Wafa K Liye,

Karlena Lakhon Shikve Humse Magar,

Kabhi Khafa Na Hona Khuda K Liye.
SMS uploaded by SHAYARI FREE
By: Sanjeev
Category: SHAYARI (DARD BHARI/SAD)
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