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Nov 6, 2013 SMS Collection
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Nov 6, 2013 SMS COLLECTION
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In exam hall a girl ...
In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Dettol sabun ...
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Ek admi khade-khade ...
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: CHADDI lelo C...
Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi ati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
.
.
.
Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa court mein jud...
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa Car ki Battery...
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Wife bathroom se nha...
Wife bathroom se nha k nikli to Santa use ghur rha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch krne ka irada h kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar k bola:
Mere garm pani se Q nahai
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Bus Accident Man Cr...
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha h.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada h.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Agar nariyal ...
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ne cafe mein e...
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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