Sep 11, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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TEACHER: you call yo...

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Motherâ€™s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, iâ€™ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

True meanings ...

True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa and Banta were...

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Man: Sardarji where ...

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband: Meri wife g...

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye H !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office h
Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Jab koi itna khas Ba...

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS bn jaye

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q: Does p*nis deserv...

Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard pay?

A: A: Yes!Coz it works in deep,damp,hot tunnels,often head down & mostly in night shifts!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

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Sep 11, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

TEACHER: you call yo...

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Motherâ€™s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, iâ€™ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

True meanings ...

True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

Santa and Banta were...

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Man: Sardarji where ...

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Husband: Meri wife g...

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye H !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office h
Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

Jab koi itna khas Ba...

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS bn jaye

Q: Does p*nis deserv...

Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard pay?

A: A: Yes!Coz it works in deep,damp,hot tunnels,often head down & mostly in night shifts!

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Sep 11, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

TEACHER: you call yo...

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Motherâ€™s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So simple, iâ€™ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

True meanings ...

True meanings of "GIRL" "G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. "I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. "R"= RONE ki automatic machine.. "L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

Santa and Banta were...

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Man: Sardarji where ...

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan, Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Husband: Meri wife g...

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye H ! Post Master: Andhe ye post office h Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

Jab koi itna khas Ba...

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS bn jaye

Q: Does p*nis deserv...

Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime &amp; hazard pay? A: A: Yes!Coz it works in deep,damp,hot tunnels,often head down &amp; mostly in night shifts!

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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Motherâ€™s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, iâ€™ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye H !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office h
Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS bn jaye

Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard pay?

A: A: Yes!Coz it works in deep,damp,hot tunnels,often head down & mostly in night shifts!