Aug 19, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Agar Aapko Koi V Anj...

Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole
Usme
BOMB
Ya
RAKHI
Ho Sakti He
Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti Hai.

By: Vandana
Category: FESTIVALS (RAKHI)

Holi is colorful, ...

Holi is colorful,

Diwali is light full and rightful,

Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

Happy Rakhi 2013.

By: Vandana
Category: FESTIVALS (RAKHI)

I Cannot Express H...

I Cannot Express
How Much I Miss You.
You Are The Greatest Sister.
I Love You Very Much.

"Happy Rakhi 2013"

By: Vandana
Category: FESTIVALS (RAKHI)

Rasmalaai? Nope! G...

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

By: Vandana
Category: FESTIVALS (RAKHI)

Har Ladki tere liye ...

Har Ladki tere liye bekarar h,
Har Ladki ko tera intezaar h,

Ye tera koi kamaal nhi,
Kuch din baad "RAKSHA BANDHAN"Â ka tyohar h!

HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN.

By: Vandana
Category: FESTIVALS (RAKHI)

Pati- raja dashrath ...

Pati- raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi.
Patni- to?
Pati- to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu.
Patni- soch lo....!!!!

Draupati k 5 pati the.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nhi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna h,
Wife: Aisa Q?

Husband: Are pagli isliye to
use jannat kehte h.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

A white couple gets ...

A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Rakhi is just an exc...

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: FESTIVALS (RAKHI)

I want 2 tell u, du...

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.

Happy Rakshabandhan 2013 to you.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: FESTIVALS (RAKHI)

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Aug 19, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Agar Aapko Koi V Anj...

Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole
Usme
BOMB
Ya
RAKHI
Ho Sakti He
Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti Hai.

Holi is colorful, ...

Holi is colorful,

Diwali is light full and rightful,

Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

Happy Rakhi 2013.

I Cannot Express H...

I Cannot Express
How Much I Miss You.
You Are The Greatest Sister.
I Love You Very Much.

"Happy Rakhi 2013"

Rasmalaai? Nope! G...

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Har Ladki tere liye ...

Har Ladki tere liye bekarar h,
Har Ladki ko tera intezaar h,

Ye tera koi kamaal nhi,
Kuch din baad "RAKSHA BANDHAN"Â ka tyohar h!

HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN.

Pati- raja dashrath ...

Pati- raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi.
Patni- to?
Pati- to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu.
Patni- soch lo....!!!!

Draupati k 5 pati the.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nhi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna h,
Wife: Aisa Q?

Husband: Are pagli isliye to
use jannat kehte h.

A white couple gets ...

A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Rakhi is just an exc...

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.

I want 2 tell u, du...

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.

Happy Rakshabandhan 2013 to you.

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Aug 19, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Agar Aapko Koi V Anj...

Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole Usme BOMB Ya RAKHI Ho Sakti He Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti Hai.

Holi is colorful, ...

Holi is colorful, Diwali is light full and rightful, Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL. Happy Rakhi 2013.

I Cannot Express H...

I Cannot Express How Much I Miss You. You Are The Greatest Sister. I Love You Very Much. "Happy Rakhi 2013"

Rasmalaai? Nope! G...

Rasmalaai? Nope! Gulab jaman? Nah! Let me c.. How bout jalebi? Hmm... Nope! Damn! Still cant find anything as sweet as U. Happy Raksha Bandhan

Har Ladki tere liye ...

Har Ladki tere liye bekarar h, Har Ladki ko tera intezaar h, Ye tera koi kamaal nhi, Kuch din baad "RAKSHA BANDHAN"Â ka tyohar h! HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN.

Pati- raja dashrath ...

Pati- raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi. Patni- to? Pati- to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu. Patni- soch lo....!!!! Draupati k 5 pati the.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nhi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna h, Wife: Aisa Q? Husband: Are pagli isliye to use jannat kehte h.

A white couple gets ...

A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Rakhi is just an exc...

Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my sweet sister.

I want 2 tell u, du...

I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Rakshabandhan 2013 to you.

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Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole
Usme
BOMB
Ya
RAKHI
Ho Sakti He
Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti Hai.

Holi is colorful,

Diwali is light full and rightful,

Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

Happy Rakhi 2013.

I Cannot Express
How Much I Miss You.
You Are The Greatest Sister.
I Love You Very Much.

"Happy Rakhi 2013"

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Har Ladki tere liye bekarar h,
Har Ladki ko tera intezaar h,

Ye tera koi kamaal nhi,
Kuch din baad "RAKSHA BANDHAN"Â ka tyohar h!

HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN.

Pati- raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi.
Patni- to?
Pati- to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu.
Patni- soch lo....!!!!

Draupati k 5 pati the.

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nhi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna h,
Wife: Aisa Q?

Husband: Are pagli isliye to
use jannat kehte h.

A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.

Happy Rakshabandhan 2013 to you.