Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Sweetest Proposal by...

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy: Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal: Nhi
Boy: Kalle na plz
Gal: nhi mai nhi kalungi
Boy: kalle na didi plzzzz...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

girl: if you will tr...

girl: if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi.
boy: lekin yahan to dur tak koi nhi h...
girl: i know per formality to karni hi padegi....

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

"DRINKS" ...

"DRINKS"
D-elicious aftr 1 Peg.
R-omantic aftr 2 peg.
I-nterested aftr 3 peg.
N-aughty aftr 4 peg.
K-ing aftr 5 peg.
S-nake aftr 6 peg...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHON...

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

45 saal ka SSALMAN K...

45 saal ka SSALMAN KHAN ladki dekhne gya!
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi!
Hosh aya
kaaran pucha
boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife: Please bike ta...

Wife: Please bike taze na chalao
mujhe dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha ha
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.....

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doctor: Apka weight ...

Doctor: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Doctor: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar ji jab exam d...

Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh
apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gye?
Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi
k Paper leak ho gaya h....

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q. Aap me aur Pepsi ...

Q. Aap me aur Pepsi me kya Similarity hai?

Ans: Both r cool, sweet, Sub pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is

Dimaag wali jagah DHAKAN hai..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar: Shirt K Liye...

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak
Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
Yahi Dikha.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)