Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Teri pyari surat pe ...

Teri pyari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoo ke bare mai toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Memon to Shop keeper...

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hi
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hi woh akhri tha

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil diya tha MOHABBT...

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ravan- Sigret hai ky...

Ravan- Sigret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hi pura packet khatam kr jayega..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Galti hone ...

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hi?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hi?
Stud: BOYFRIEND

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Baap ne bete ki tala...

Baap ne bete ki talahshi li
Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle
Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab?
Beta (rote hue) - Papa ye jacket to apki hi...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Duniya me 2 tarha ke...

Duniya me 2 tarha ke log hote hi
Smart..
Lovely..
Smart: Wo hi jisne Apko ye msg send kiya hi.
Aur
Lovely: Wo hi jiska Aap msg padh
rahe ha...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj ka upadesh: . Ag...

Aaj ka upadesh: . Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . toh . . Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Krna Achi Baat Nhi hi..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Accident dekhne par ...

Accident dekhne par Expressions
Amrican: Oh my God
Pakistani: Ya Allah
Chines: Haiyaa
African: O Lala
Austrie: Got a hit
Indian: Gaya sala

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Beti- Me padosi se p...

Beti- Me padosi se pyar krti hu aur mai uske sath bhag rhi hu,
Bap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gye,
Beti- Mai letter padh rhi hun jo mummy chor gai h

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)