Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

600 Pages ki buk ko ...

600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..
WRITER - 6 months
DOCTOR - 2months
LAWYER - 1month
STUDENT - pehle ye batao exam kab hai

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1.ATM hai paisa nahi...

1.ATM hai paisa nahi
2.Cell h balance nahi
3.Gadi h petrol nhi
4.PC h net nahi
5.Exam hai tension nahi
6.Padhna h lekin mood nahi

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum jeete EK bar hai...

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
to ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Krishna ke kadmo se ...

Krishna ke kadmo se kadm badaya chlo..
Ab murli nhi to shiti bajate chlo..
Radha to garwale dundenge...
Tab tak gopiya pathate chlo...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

HUSBAND : Raja Dasha...

HUSBAND : Raja Dasharath Ki 3 Raniya Thi.
WIFE : To?
HUSBAND : Main 2 ShadiyaAur Kar Sakta Hu.
WIFE : Soch Lo,
Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The..!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy god se poochta h...

Boy god se poochta h - god kya ladkiyo ke sath sona pap h?
God - nhi bilkul nhi...
lekin sallo tum sirf sote thodi ho..!!

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MAI EK KILLER HU... ...

MAI EK KILLER HU...
MAI PAISE KE LIE LOGON KO MARTA HU...
LEKIN TUM MERE DOST HO...
I KILL YOU FOR FREE...

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 2 3 ready (boo...

1
2
3
ready
(boom)

HAPPY LOHRI
o sorry

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
sorry again

HAPPY DIWALI
oooopps.

maaf kerna jyada pee li hai.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

ye ladkiyo k gal lad...

ye ladkiyo k gal ladko ko fasane k chal hote hai...

chus lete hai khoon jigar ka..

tabhi to unke lisp lal hote hai.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek aurat - jab tumha...

Ek aurat - jab tumharatalak hua tha tab to
tumhara ek hi bachchatha.
Ab 3 kaise?

Doosri aurat -who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)