Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Jab tumhe dekhu my d...

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,

Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,

Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,

Arre itna mat chad I was just lying.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Suna hai wo keh kar ...

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ishq me ye anjam pay...

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya

BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sunlo jaana tum hi h...

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gadha jo khaaye wo G...

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lady: Doctor mere li...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

DOctar: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Lady: Saal main 1 baar!

Doctar: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar ko sapne me e...

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge - You are cros...

Judge - You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer - Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge - How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer - My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar ke bagiche me...

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha h,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sunlo jaana tum hi h...

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)