Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bhojpuri Ishq: Ta...

Bhojpuri Ishq:

Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do,
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Latest P.J... Dua k...

Latest P.J...
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Baar 1 chor ne apn...

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

CID pj Again.. Dil ...

CID pj Again..
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.,
ACP Kehta he"Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya he.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

7-chiz jb khatm ho j...

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)