Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

I am your girlfriend...

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :P

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Train me ek husband ...

Train me ek husband apni wife say:
tujhse shadi kr k pachta rha hu
dil krta h tujhey kuttay k agay daal du
samnay wala Passenger: Wao Wao Wao Wao!!!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Sarkari Dafttar k ...

1 Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha:
"KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN"
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE"
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj kal tum muskurat...

Aaj kal tum muskurati bahut ho,

Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,

Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhein dinner pe,

Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tcher: Aj short skir...

Tcher: Aj short skirt Q Pahn K Aayi ho,

Grl: Sir Aj Half Day H Na Isliye, Ful Day Pr Ful dres Phnti Hu,

All boys: Sir, Holiday ko clas lo na.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sen...

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho..


STUDENT: ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladka: I Love You, ...

Ladka: I Love You,

Ladki: Meri chapal ka size pata hai ?

Ladka: Aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage.

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Ldki prfum lga k b...

1 Ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi.
Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab koi itna khas Ba...

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: Tumhara Naam K...

Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)