Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tum Bhi Likha Karo S...

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri,
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar,
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1970 ki mom 2 her so...

1970 ki mom 2 her son-beta apne relign ki ladki se shadi krna
1980-apne caste ki
1990-apne level ki
2000-apne desh ki
2010-KAMINEY ladki se hi karna.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Machar perasaan b...

Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha
2sre ne pucha kya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha h
Chuhedani me chuha,
Sabundani me sabun,
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Female's criter...

Female's criteria for
Life partner . . .
They expect their men to
Look like "mr. Universe"
And
Work like "ramu kaka.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Toilet is like a c...

A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.
People come with lot of pressure,
sit,
create a lot of noise
and ultimately
DROP THE MATTER.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

somtimes wen i cry n...

somtimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile.

sala! 1 ladki ke sath goomey to sab dekhte h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

After Thousands Of Y...

After Thousands Of Years Of Male Dominance, We Now Stand At The Beginning Of The Feminine Era, When Women Will Rise To Their .

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Female: A desire to ...

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)